What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, November 30th, 2009

Tonight’s television has got beers, bellies, stop-motion, and a pregnant woman impaled on a microphone stand.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

BEERFEST
Network: Comedy Central
Time: 7:30 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Folks are talking Oscar for Mo’Nique after viewing her performance in Precious. That doesn’t quite make up for the Academy’s snubbing of her role in Beerfest, but it’s a start. It’s a start.
 

SHE SURVIVED THAT… PREGNANT?!
Network: Discovery Health
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: Pregnant woman and their unborn children survive extreme situations; parachuting accident (!), bear attack (!!), shooting (!!!), and a fall that resulted in being impaled on a microphone stand (!!!!).
 

LIE TO ME
Network: FOX
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: A World Series of Poker contestant goes missing in the middle of a game. The team suspects his opponents of foul play. All that and more on this week’s episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Lie To Me.
 

CAKE BOSS
Network: TLC
Time: 9 – 9:30PM

Reasons to watch: Hey! Let’s make sum f*ckin intricately designed cakes ova heah!
 

CHARLIE ROSE
Network: PBS
Time: 11PM – Midnight

Reasons to watch: Twee auteur Wes Anderson stops by to discuss with host Charlie Rose their shared fashion sense.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Adam Carolla

LETTERMAN (repeat)
Tom Hanks; Weezer performs

CONAN
William Shatner; a performance by the cast of "Mary Poppins"

KIMMEL (repeat)
Robert Pattinson; Kristen Stewart; Taylor Lautner; Death Cab For Cutie performs

FERGUSON
Michael Sheen; Lance Burton

FALLON (repeat)
Artie Lange; Olivia Munn; David Chang