What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, November 16th, 2009

Monday, November 16 by
Tonight on Gossip Girl, uber-nutjob Lady Gaga cameos. I’ll be so bummed if she doesn’t wear her Kermit dress.
 
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
 
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

 
HOUSE
Network:
FOX
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: Jolene Blalock guest stars in an episode where House treats a porn star who is experiencing eye pain. Write your own joke. I’m going to the pantry to get some M&M’s.
 


THE PRISONER
Network:
AMC
Time: 8 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Magneto captures Jesus and forces him to live on an island. Not the best plan. Dude can just walk on water his ass out of there.
 


TWO AND A HALF MEN
Network:
CBS
Time: 9 – 9:30PM

Reasons to watch: Tricia Helfer guest stars as a woman distraught after a recen break up. Will Charlie be able to keep his hands out of the vagina cookie jar?

 

LIE TO ME
Network:
FOX
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: An after-Thanksgiving sale leads to a deadly stampede at a megastore. Always sad when this happens but alas completely unavoidable. Your life is a small price to pay for a discounted Snuggie.


GOSSIP GIRL
Network:
CW
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: In the hopes of impressing her snooty classmates, Blair recruits Lady Gaga for a private concert. If presenting a period blood coated chanteuse doesn’t win her new friends then she’s just not college material.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Taylor Lautner

LETTERMAN
Sharon Stone; Seth Myers; Wyclef Jean and Cyndi Lauper perform

CONAN
Kristen Stewart; Judd Apatow; Carrie Underwood performs

KIMMEL (repeat)
Ted Danson; Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom; Chickenfoot performs

FERGUSON
LL Cool J; Mindy Kaling; Ben Harper and the Relentless7 perform

FALLON
Tim McGraw; Anna Torv; Josh Capon

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