Tonight on TV, embarrassing parents and strippers. In other words, smoke and fire.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
Time: 8 – 10PM
Reasons to watch: NBC goes for Glee‘s sloppy seconds with this a cappella competition hosted by Nick Lachey. No disrespect to our Ivy League readers, but a cappella is lame and dull. Then you throw in the vanilla and crappy Nick Lachey to ensure that it’s a suckfest. What are the odds that this will become waaaayyyyy more popular than it has any right to be?
TRUE LIFE: I HAVE EMBARRASSING PARENTS
Time: 9 – 10PM
Reasons to watch: Teens are embarrassed by their outlandish parents. One kid has a Star Wars dad and another a nudist mom. Of course Star Wars Dad could never be a nudist. He hates sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
WHAT WOULD JESUS BUY?
Time: 9 – 10:35PM
Reasons to watch: More importantly, what would you buy Jesus? Dude’s gotta be pretty sick of frankincense by now.
MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE
Time: 10 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: Scott Bakula becomes obsessed with finding the driver who nearly ran him over. Imagine being that poor bastard. Having to constantly stay one step ahead of Scott Bakula? That’s no way to live.
INSIDE THE REAL COYOTE UGLY
Time: 10 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: Get an up close and personal look at the turmoil experienced by girls who couldn’t choose between being a bartender or a stripper. Really girls, you’re wearing too many hats. Yes. Take them off. That’s good. Now the t-shirt….
WHO’S ON LATE
Hugh Grant; Zoe Saldana; Alicia Keys performs
Tom Arnold; Adam Lambert performs
Charlize Theron; Regis Philbin; Donny Osmond; Wolfmother perform
Joshua Jackson; Lake Bell; Reba McEntire performs
Kate Hudson; Giovanni Ribisi; Chevelle perform