What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, October 9th thru Sunday, October 11th

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Rosie O’Donnell, Dr. Dre, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and the Parasaurolophus. All of your favorite retards are in this Weekend TV Preview.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9th, 2009

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RIDING THE BUS WITH MY SISTER

Network: Hallmark

Time: 9 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Depending on your perspective, Rosie O’Donnell either goes full retard or full Ray Romano for her role in Riding The Bus With My Sister. The result is probably the funniest unintentional comedy ever commited to celluloid and I’m really surprised it doesn’t have its own channel. That channel would be named "The Holy Sh*t. This Actually Exists? Channel." Or "HSTAEC" for short.

NWA: THE WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS GROUP

Network: VH1

Time: 9:30 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Chris Rock narrates this profile of the West Coast rap group "N-Wordz With Attitude" which was comprised of Ice Cube, Easy E, Dr. Dre, MC Ren, DJ Yella, and Arabian Prince. Chris Rock as a narrator? His voice isn’t all that easy to listen to. That would be like asking Michael Bay to light your cigarette.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO

Terry Bradshaw

LETTERMAN

Jon Hamm; Andy Kindler; Brett Dennen

CONAN

Zack Hample; Lady Antebellum performs

KIMMEL

Michael Moore; Malin Akerman; Backstreet Boys perform

FERGUSON

Gerard Butler; Pheonix perform

FALLON

Martin Short; Jeff Lewis; Cory Chisel performs

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10th, 2009

DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS: MAKING THE TEAM

Network: CMT

Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Personally I’m going to DVR it because I find it a lot more fun to watch in slow motion.

^{(Not the actual Earthquake used in the movie)}

MEGAFAULT

Network: Syfy

Time: 9 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: When the world’s deadliest earthquake attacks, there’s only one washed-up actress who can save us — Brittany Murphy. Wow. Her career went down faster than she did on Ashton Kutcher.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11th, 2009

THE SIMPSONS

Network: FOX

Time: 8 – 8:30PM

Reasons to watch: The Ultimate Punch, Kick, and Choke Championship comes to town and proves to be a poor influence on the boys in Springfield. Chris Brown, Shawne Merriman, and Joe Francis guest star.

BIZARRE DINOSAURS

Network: NGC

Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: Lesser-known dinosaurs such as the Mamenchisaurus, the Chasmosaurus, and the Parasaurolophus are profiled. I’m really curious why this show isn’t called Dino-Nerds.