What's On TV This Weekend: Friday, October 9th thru Sunday, October 11th
Rosie O'Donnell, Dr. Dre, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and the Parasaurolophus. All of your favorite retards are in this Weekend TV Preview.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9th, 2009
RIDING THE BUS WITH MY SISTER
Time: 9 - 11PM
Reasons to watch: Depending on your perspective, Rosie O'Donnell either goes full retard or full Ray Romano for her role in Riding The Bus With My Sister. The result is probably the funniest unintentional comedy ever commited to celluloid and I'm really surprised it doesn't have its own channel. That channel would be named "The Holy Sh*t. This Actually Exists? Channel." Or "HSTAEC" for short.
NWA: THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS GROUP
Time: 9:30 - 11PM
Reasons to watch: Chris Rock narrates this profile of the West Coast rap group "N-Wordz With Attitude" which was comprised of Ice Cube, Easy E, Dr. Dre, MC Ren, DJ Yella, and Arabian Prince. Chris Rock as a narrator? His voice isn't all that easy to listen to. That would be like asking Michael Bay to light your cigarette.
WHO'S ON LATE
Jon Hamm; Andy Kindler; Brett Dennen
Zack Hample; Lady Antebellum performs
Michael Moore; Malin Akerman; Backstreet Boys perform
Gerard Butler; Pheonix perform
Martin Short; Jeff Lewis; Cory Chisel performs
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10th, 2009
DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS: MAKING THE TEAM
Time: 9 - 10PM
Reasons to watch: Personally I'm going to DVR it because I find it a lot more fun to watch in slow motion.
(Not the actual Earthquake used in the movie)
Time: 9 - 11PM
Reasons to watch: When the world's deadliest earthquake attacks, there's only one washed-up actress who can save us -- Brittany Murphy. Wow. Her career went down faster than she did on Ashton Kutcher.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11th, 2009
Time: 8 - 8:30PM
Reasons to watch: The Ultimate Punch, Kick, and Choke Championship comes to town and proves to be a poor influence on the boys in Springfield. Chris Brown, Shawne Merriman, and Joe Francis guest star.
Time: 8 - 9PM
Reasons to watch: Lesser-known dinosaurs such as the Mamenchisaurus, the Chasmosaurus, and the Parasaurolophus are profiled. I'm really curious why this show isn't called Dino-Nerds.