What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, November 13th – Sunday, November 15th

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Easy on the eyes January Jones hosts SNL while murder on the ears Black Eyed Peas are the musical guest.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13th, 2009

SMALLVILLE
Network: CW
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: Wonder Twins Zan and Jayna make Clark’s life more difficult. It’s ridiculous that these characters would be brought into the storyline but where’s their monkey Gleek? If you’re gonna suck may as well go down in flames.

I’M ALIVE
Network: Animal Planet
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Visitors to a chimpanzee sanctuary end up fighting for their lives and find out the true meaning of the phrase, "ape shit."

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Terrence Howard

LETTERMAN
Mariah Carey; Kumail Nanjiani

CONAN
Reese Witherspoon; Danny Devito; Kris Allen performs

KIMMEL
Diddy; Super Dave Osbourne; Huey Lewis and the News

FERGUSON
Harry Connick Jr.; Peter Sagal

FALLON
Amanda Peet; Steven Ward; Kid Sister performs

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14th, 2009

SUPER DAVE’S SPIKE-TACULAR
Network: Spike
Time: 11 – 11:30PM

Reasons to watch: Accident-prone stuntman Super Dave tries to break a NASCAR speed record in a Mini Cooper on an explosives-rigged track. Sounds pretty far-fetched. Was Vin Diesel involved with the planning of this?

SNL
Network: NBC
Time: 11:30PM – 1AM

Reasons to watch: Mad Men mademoiselle January Jones hosts with musical guest The Black Eyed Peas. Nice work SNL. You’re simultaneously pleasuring my eyes while raping my ears.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15th, 2009

THE SIMPSONS
Network: FOX
Time: 8 – 8:30PM

Reasons to watch: Marge gets plied with alcohol and poses for steamy pictures. Word gets out and she becomes the talk on the town. Barney even takes to calling her "ice crotch."

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Network: HBO
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Leon assumes a new identity and Larry is baffled by text messages from a child. Are these texts coming through late at night? Perhaps Larry accidentally switched phones with Roman Polanski.