This weekend Survivor: Samoa begins to wind down, Bruce Campbell saves the day, and an elephant gets cut in half.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
Time: 10 -11PM
Reasons to watch: The character of Nikola Tesla appears. Isn’t that an awesome name? It’s the most rock-and-roll scientist name out there.
Time: 10 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: The season two finale features a showdown with Manson fanatics. They have those? Still?? In this day and age??? Is Crash about racism or time-traveling racists? I don’t have Showtime so I don’t know.
WHO’S ON LATE
Tobey Maguire; Tom Dreesen; Alicia Keys performs
Sam Worthington; Nigel Marvin; Foreigner perform
John Krasinski; James Cameron; Mary J. Blige performs
Judi Dench; Michelle Rodriguez
Jude Law; Abby Elliot; Ronnie Spector performs
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19th, 2009
MY NAME IS BRUCE
Time: 9 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: This is a movie about Bruce Campbell saving a small town from evil. Not some cheesy Lifetime Television movie about Bruce Campbell overcoming rape, as the title would suggest.
RAW ANATOMY: INSIDE THE ELEPHANT
Network: National Geographic Channel
Time: 8 – 9PM
Reasons to watch: This is your last chance of the decade to see an elephant chopped in two.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20th, 2009
Time: 8 – 9PM
Reasons to watch: The jury members cast their votes for the winners. I still think they’re crazy for going there. Samoans are virtuall unstoppable. They’re like Pan-Asian RoboCops. Did the cast members think they’d make it out of there without being boiled in a huge-ass cauldron?
DOMINION: PREQUEL TO THE EXORCIST
Time: 9 – 11:30PM
Reasons to watch: Not to be confused with Exorcist: The Beginning. This is the OTHER crappy Exorcist prequel.