Pedophiles and giant creatures of the deep. This weekend’s TV Preview is like an octopus. All hands.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!
FRIDAY, AUGUST 28th, 2009
Network: Animal Planet
Time: 9 – 10PM
Reasons to watch: If they weren’t on those horses, this would essentially be dwarf racing. Which I believe is illegal in the Northern United States.
MICHAEL JACKSON HISTORY: THE KING OF POP
Time: 8 – 10PM
Reasons to watch: Now that it’s cool to like him again you should tune into this interview from the 1980’s. If not out of respect for the man and his music, at least do it to laugh at all the silly haircuts.
WHO’S ON LATE
Artie Lange; Todd Barry; Imogen Heap
Nigel Marven; Colbie Calliat
Dylan McDermott; BJ (tee-hee) Novak; The Dead Weather
Diddy; Marissa Jaret Winokur; Tom Colicchio
SATURDAY, AUGUST 29th 2009
25th ANNIVERSARY OF WRESTLEMANIA
Time: 9 – 10PM
Reasons to watch: Pour out a sip for Andre the Giant as you watch the the Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Half-Naked Dude, Captain Oily, Chris Jericho, and Mickey Rourke battle it out for a new belt. WITH special appearances by ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper, Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka, and Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat.
MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS
Time: 9 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: Whoever loses, our stomachs win.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 30th 2009
Time: 9 – 9:30PM
Reasons to watch: The cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation reunite for tonight’s episode of Family Guy when mega fan Stewie beams them into his bedroom. This is probably the first time in fifteen years that a fan has invited Will Wheaton into their bedroom.