WHAT’S ON TV THIS WEEKEND: FRIDAY, AUGUST 28th-SUNDAY, AUGUST 30th 2009

Friday, August 28 by

Pedophiles and giant creatures of the deep. This weekend’s TV Preview is like an octopus. All hands.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
 
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

 
 
FRIDAY, AUGUST 28th, 2009
 
JOCKEYS
Network: Animal Planet
Time: 9 – 10PM
 
Reasons to watch: If they weren’t on those horses, this would essentially be dwarf racing. Which I believe is illegal in the Northern United States.
 
MICHAEL JACKSON HISTORY: THE KING OF POP
Network: BET
Time: 8 – 10PM
 
Reasons to watch: Now that it’s cool to like him again you should tune into this interview from the 1980′s. If not out of respect for the man and his music, at least do it to laugh at all the silly haircuts.
 
WHO’S ON LATE
 
LETTERMAN
Artie Lange; Todd Barry; Imogen Heap
 
CONAN
Nigel Marven; Colbie Calliat
 
KIMMEL
Dylan McDermott; BJ (tee-hee) Novak; The Dead Weather
 
FERGUSON (repeat)
Selma Blair
 
FALLON (repeat)
Diddy; Marissa Jaret Winokur; Tom Colicchio
 
SATURDAY, AUGUST 29th 2009
 
25th ANNIVERSARY OF WRESTLEMANIA
Network: NBC
Time: 9 – 10PM
 
Reasons to watch: Pour out a sip for Andre the Giant as you watch the the Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Half-Naked Dude, Captain Oily, Chris Jericho, and Mickey Rourke battle it out for a new belt. WITH special appearances by ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper, Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka, and Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat.
 
MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS
Network: Syfy
Time: 9 – 11PM
 
Reasons to watch: Whoever loses, our stomachs win.
 
 
SUNDAY, AUGUST 30th 2009
 
FAMILY GUY
Network: FOX
Time: 9 – 9:30PM
 
Reasons to watch: The cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation reunite for tonight’s episode of Family Guy when mega fan Stewie beams them into his bedroom. This is probably the first time in fifteen years that a fan has invited Will Wheaton into their bedroom.
 
TO CATCH A PREDATOR
Network: MSNBC
Time: 11 – Midnight
 
Reasons to watch:

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