WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: WEDNESDAY, JULY 29th 2009

Wednesday, July 29 by

Parasites, terrorism, beauty pageants, cat suits, and child actors. Tonight’s TV viewing options sum up Florida perfectly.

FIND OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

 

50 CUTEST CHILD STARS: ALL GROWN UP
Network:
E!
Time: 8-10PM

Reasons to watch: E! catches up with 50 adorable child stars to see where they’re at now in life. I didn’t realize that it was so easy to bring camera crews into the prison system.


I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAME SHOW
Network: ABC
Time: 9-10PM

Reasons to watch: Tonight the contestants dress like cats for a milk relay race and kick balloons with a giant shoe. Every time I read about this show I think of Japan as a magical place filled with wonder. Then I stop and remember it is also filled with those Grudge ghosts. No thanks Japan. I don’t need to vomit up fingernails anytime soon.


MONSTERS INSIDE ME
Network: ANIMAL
Time: 9-10PM

Reasons to watch: Tales of parasitic infections in Florida. In all fairness, you’re not an official Floridian if you don’t have parasites inside you.

MICHAEL & MICHAEL HAVE ISSUES
Network: COMEDY CENTRAL
Time: 10:30-11PM

Reasons to watch:
Michael and Michael try to set Marla up on a date. Who better to speak the language of love than two bickering man-children?

 


WIDE ANGLE
Network: PBS
Time: 10-11PM

Reasons to watch:
An Arab-Israeli teen enters the Miss Israel pageant and comes into conflict with her conservative elders in the Druze religion. Tensions get to the point that they would rather see her dead than dishonor the community. Only Donald Trump can save her now.

WHO’S ON LATE?

LETTERMAN
Amy Adams, Tom Dreesen, Elbow

CONAN
Rainn Wilson, Rachel Maddow

KIMMEL
Jonah Hill, Ryan Sheckler, The Sounds

FERGUSON
Rodney Carrington
 
FALLON
Leslie Mann, Michael Lang, Passion Pit

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