WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: WEDNESDAY, JULY 22nd, 2009

Wednesday, July 22 by

 

Mystery boxes of food, angry and confused men bent on revenge, and freakishly gussied-up toddlers. These are your options for TV watchin’ tonight.

CHECK OUT WHAT THEY ARE AFTER THE JUMP!

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!

 

TOP CHEF MASTERS
Network: Bravo
When: 10-11pm
Reasons to Watch: In tonight’s episod the master chefs cook up meals based on items in a mystery box. Now come on, a mystery box is intriguing no matter what the situation. These guys could have to cook with monkey brains, or oxen feces, or even bananas!

 

FALLING DOWN
Network: ION
When: 8:30 – 11pm
Reasons to Watch: Michael Douglas goes apeshit in the streets of Los Angeles as he tries to make it home to see his kid. One of Joel Schumacher’s better movies. But it pales in comparison to Batman & Robin. Sike!

 

MICHAEL & MICHAEL HAVE ISSUES
Network: Comedy Central
When: 10:30-11pm
Reasons to Watch: Michael and Michael wonder what to get their boss for his birthday. Something tells me it’s going to be inappropriate and they’re going to argue over whether it’s a fitting gift. If they get into a slap and tickle fight it will totally be worth it.

 

TODDLERS & TIARAS
Network: TLC
When: 10-11pm
Reasons to Watch: Young contestants at the Universal Royalty Pageant in Texas are profiled in the Season 2 opener. It’s okay if men watch this out of sheer morbid curiosity. You’re not creepy. The transformation these precious, innocent children go through is scarier than any recent horror movie, not to mention the smothering parents.

 

FIGHT CLUB
Network: AMC
When: 8-11pm
Reasons to Watch: Dude, it’s Fight Club.
 
WHO’S ON LATE?

Letterman
Tracy Morgan; Leslie Mann, Diane Birch

Conan
Mat Kearney

Kimmel
Rev. Al Sharpton; Jewel

Fallon
Bob Costas; Flo Rida

Ferguson
Kelly Rowland; Jim Breuer 

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