Most of what’s on tonight is either a repeat or a real poop romp but we managed to find some suitable options for your viewing pleasure. Tonight’s listings offer up an adolescent Kirsten Dunst, boobies, and amateur video. NOTE: This intro was designed to draw in search engine traffic from perverts. Harry Potter.
FIND OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP…
ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC
MICHAEL & MICHAEL HAVE ISSUES
Network: Comedy Central
Time: 10:30 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: As you can tell from the video at the top of this post, Michael Ian Black is totally N-words with us. Or N-wordz. We haven’t worked out which one looks cooler yet. What that means though is that we’re mad tight. We’re cool with Michael Showalter too (he even tweeted about us) but we’re not ready to take it to the N-Word level just yet. These things cannot be rushed. So it should come as no surprise that we will definitely be tuning into the premiere of their new show tonight on Comedy Central and you should as well. Cuz that’s what N-words/z do for one another.
Time: 11PM – 1AM
Reasons to watch: I mean, C’MON! Wayne’s World is an instant classic on par with the greater films in the SNL canon. It’s influence is so widespread that your mom and ‘cool teachers’ are still trying to quote it. "Congratulations Randy. You got an A+ on the test. NOT! Ooh, BURNED!! Up top! (pause) Alright, left me hanging. Okay. (another pause) You see class, the tricky thing with fractions is…."
Time: 8 – 10:30PM
Reasons to watch: This special effects driven film tells the story of two children who meet Robin Williams and get into his stash. They then start seeing CRAZY SH*T. "That vine is coming at me, man!!"
BEFORE TH DEVIL KNOWS YOU’RE DEAD
Time: 10:05PM – 12:05AM
Reasons to watch: Marisa Tomei. Rampant nudity.
WHO’S ON LATE NIGHT?
Dana Carvey, Kris Allen
Astronaut Mike Massimino
Kevin Connolly, Alexa Chung