This weekend, Blake Lively hosts SNL as well as a party in my pants.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
Reasons to watch: The series comes to an end tonight with Monk finally solving his wife’s murder. Were the germs the killer all along? If not, Monk has some real apologizing to do.
WHO’S ON LATE
Al Gore; Brad Paisley performs
Rachel McAdams; Diane Birch performs
Don Rickles; Anika Noni Rose; Band Of Skulls performs
Emily Blunt; Ed Alonzo; OneRepublic performs
Fred Armisen; Carey Mulligan; Daniel Boulud
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5th, 2009
Reasons to watch: Comely lass Jenna Jameson is on Shatner’s couch tonight. The mental image that paints has scared my penis into early retirement.
Reasons to watch: Hottie McHotstuff Blake Lively hosts. My penis is officially out of retirement.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009
Reasons to watch: This season got off to a mediocre beginning but has turned so f*cking good. Tonight as Deb closes in on him, Trinity turns the tables on Dexter. With only one more episode after this, Dexter had better devise a plan soon if he wants to see Trinity chopped up into little pieces.
Reasons to watch: In this gritty, modernization of Alice In Wonderland, a young martial arts instructor is pulled into a parallel universe via a magic mirror. I’d only watch if that martial artist was Steven Seagal.