What’s On This Weekend: Friday, December 4th – Sunday, December 6th

Friday, December 4 by

This weekend, Blake Lively hosts SNL as well as a party in my pants.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

Dollhouse
Network:
FOX
Time: 8 – 10PM

Reasons to watch:
Whedonette Summer Glau guest stars in back-to-back episodes set at the D.C Dollhouse. Fox is airing double episodes all this month in an effort to get the series off the air as soon as possible. Like the whole thing never happened.
 

MONK
Network:
USA
Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: The series comes to an end tonight with Monk finally solving his wife’s murder. Were the germs the killer all along? If not, Monk has some real apologizing to do.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Kelsey Grammer

LETTERMAN (repeat)
Al Gore; Brad Paisley performs

CONAN
Rachel McAdams; Diane Birch performs

KIMMEL
Don Rickles; Anika Noni Rose; Band Of Skulls performs

FERGUSON

Emily Blunt; Ed Alonzo; OneRepublic performs

FALLON (repeat)
Fred Armisen; Carey Mulligan; Daniel Boulud

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5th, 2009


SHATNER’S RAW NERVE
Network:
Biography
Time: 11PM – Midnight

Reasons to watch: Comely lass Jenna Jameson is on Shatner’s couch tonight. The mental image that paints has scared my penis into early retirement.

 

SNL
Network:
NBC
Time: 11:30PM – 1AM

Reasons to watch: Hottie McHotstuff Blake Lively hosts. My penis is officially out of retirement.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6th, 2009
 


DEXTER
Network:
Showtime
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: This season got off to a mediocre beginning but has turned so f*cking good. Tonight as Deb closes in on him, Trinity turns the tables on Dexter. With only one more episode after this, Dexter had better devise a plan soon if he wants to see Trinity chopped up into little pieces.

 

ALICE
Network:
Syfy
Time: 9 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: In this gritty, modernization of Alice In Wonderland, a young martial arts instructor is pulled into a parallel universe via a magic mirror. I’d only watch if that martial artist was Steven Seagal.

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