Gif Recap: ‘True Blood’ – If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’? S4E3

Monday, July 11 by

Jason wakes up as Crystal tries to get him to sire panthers on her.  Yep.  Sex.  I guess the Mexican viagra worked!  Eew.  Also, the entire inbred town is watching!  Double eew!

Eric is missing from Sookie’s house and she is reading a thinly disguised Charlaine Harris book.  Yes, the author of the series True Blood is based on.  Claudine, Sookie’s fairy godmother, appears to try to convince Sookie to come with her and stay safe.  She tells Sookie that it was she that awakened her gift.  But…she makes the mistake of telling Sookie to do something that is a command.  Sookie orders her away and Eric kills Claudine!  Wow, departure from the books!!!!!!

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  1. July 11, 2011 10:41 am


    My wife & I laughed @ Eric in gym shorts. Later on that night my wife yelled out “take me ghost Daddy”… she is an animal in the sack!

  2. July 11, 2011 10:41 am


    Nice work!

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