At Castle Bill, our fair lord is doling out the justice. It’s against the law to be filmed biting a human and one unlucky vamp faces the true death for it. Once again, the vampire authority is mentioned. Ooh, mysterious! Jessica stops by for a visit with her vampire daddy. He’s thrilled to see her and we find out that they haven’t seen each other in months. She confesses her infidelity to her maker and tells him how guilty she feels. Bill gives some fatherly advice about telling Hoyt the truth. (Yeah, he knows the consequences of not doing that, doesn’t he?) And…he calls her ”vampup.” That’s just the cutest thing since Sookie’s cat…ahem.
Over at Sookie’s, Eric thinks he has to be invited in and she doesn’t remind him that he owns the house. Guys, please spill your thoughts about amnesia Eric all over the comments. I’m loving him. It’s hysterical watching someone who was so powerful pussyfooting around in front of Sookie.
At Fangtasia, Pam is having lunch…
…and receives a call from Sookie about Eric. She drops everything and runs. Back at Sookie’s, Eric is having his feet washed and tickled. My viewing companion and I couldn’t stop giggling every time Eric does something out of character. Like smiling. He tells Sookie she’s beautiful…and in walks Pam. ”Who the f*ck is she?” he yells at a thousand miles an hour…and then apologizes for being rude! Pam tells Sookie that Bill set Eric up and that she now has to protect Eric or Pam will hurt her. Eric tosses her across the room. Another favorite moment? Sookie: ”Eric tasted me.” Eric, grinning like a schoolgirl: ”I did?” Sookie insists on payment for babysitting Eric. Oh, Sookie. You’ll be paid.
Back at Jessica and Hoyt’s place, we got a short clip on television saying Reverend Steve Newlin has been missing for six months. Remember him? Jessica comes in and Hoyt tells her that the creepy baby doll that’s been thrown in the garbage and the river has shown up in their bed again. Nothing creeps me out like baby dolls and this one is worse than Big Baby from Toy Story 3. Jessica confesses her snacking infidelity and Hoyt is understandably angry. Jess glamours him so he doesn’t remember and shows on her face how much she wishes she didn’t have to.
Over at Sookie’s, Eric is checking out his hidey-hole for the ”first time.” He’s wearing one of Jason’s cut off shirts. I’m going to state this for the record. Men, please wear sleeves. Sleeves or no shirt. I don’t care which. Just no tanks. For all our sakes. Even Eric Northman can’t pull that off. Anyway, Eric asks if Sookie is his. When she says no, he asks if she’d like to be. She makes him let her go and his fangs pop out. Embarrassing when that happens. Reminds you of that time in math class…sorry.