South Park

POSTED BY Steve Bennett | MONDAY OCTOBER 27 AT 2:33 PST

Quite possibly the best fucking show on TV right now, if not easily the most offensive and amazingly accurate when it doles out the hits on everything from Anal Probes to Peruvian pan flute bands. If your not a fan, your an idiot! Or a Russian. But they are exempt because they literally can't watch-the show was nationally banned for being too awesome. And it just keeps getting better and better folks. Viva la resistance!

$South Park \'The Ungroundable\'$

Butters discovers a terrible secret lurking in the heart of South Park Elementary: there are vampires, and he even becomes so desperate as to ask them to let him join. The Goths also become “so seriously pissed off” that preppy kids are taking over their Goth look that they decide to do something about it. More...

$South Park \'Elementary School Musical\'$

The South Park boys come face to face with the school's obsession with the High School Musical craze. Recap More...

Obama wins the election and is revealed to have been co-conspiring with McCain to win it for ten years to make the ultimate heist: the Hope Diamond. Also, a South Park resident has secrets nobody would suspect. More...

The four kids and Craig manage to escape from the government and become stranded in the Andes mountains, with Craig consistently giving deadpan “you-guys-suck” variety delivery, up until the point where he leaves the group and accidentally runs into a showdown with some kind of super guinea pig.I’m Done With This More...

I never saw Cloverfield because I heard that people were totally vomiting in the theatre. And whenever I smell vomit, it makes me want to vomit. Now having seen this South Park clip, I feel like I’ve seen the movie. Awesome. More...

Recap: South Park Goes From Rape to Cancer

Season 12, Episode 9 "Breast Cancer Show Ever" Cartman's disrespectful display during Wendy's presentation about breast cancer leads to them having a good old fashioned fight on the playground. Plot: More...

Season 12, Episode 8 "The China Problem". The guys had a long summer vacation and they have clearly saved up some of their frustrations to fuel the fall premiere. Eric and Butters take on our former Olympic hosts, the Chinese, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny try to nail George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg for "raping" Indiana Jones. Yes. More...

$Eric Cartman\'s 9 Most Evil Moments$

South Park is back for the second part of season 12 and it has reminded me of how much I love hating Eric Cartman. That little boy has done some truly messed up stuff and this is some of the worst. Or should I say best? Whatever. 9. Molesting Butters More...