For those who like their televised entertainment to slow down a bit, to the pace of old people feeding ducks, perhaps, AOL and Steve Buscemi are pleased to announce Park Bench. It's not clear how the show will be broadcast, though it's likely it will stream online, even though it would be far funnier if they sent everyone in the US weekly CD-ROMs featuring the show.

Park Bench will follow Buscemi as he walks around Manhattan and has conversations with regular people and the occasional celebrity.

That's it. That's the premise.

It sounds like AOL knows who its 2014 customer base is, and what they want to see: An odd looking young man, walking around making pleasant conversation with people.