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‘Camelot’ Trailer Features Sex, Swords and (Gag) 30 Seconds To Mars
Tuesday, January 11 by

The Starz King Arthur trailer features Eva Green, Joseph Fiennes, and a very unfortunate song choice.

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Goodness Gracious: New Pics Of Olivia Munn In Maxim
Monday, January 10 by

Geeks, I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

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Enter the Onion SportsDome
Monday, January 10 by

It’s The Onion, so you know it’ll be funny. Also funny: ESPN’s 24-hour broadcast of Chris Berman’s jiggling neck fat.

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Troian Bellisario
Monday, January 10 by

Hailing from a family of entertainers, it didin’t take long for Troian Bellisario to maker her way into the spotlight.

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Salma Hayek Heads Up ‘Wicked’ Adaptation for ABC
Monday, January 10 by

Because if there’s one thing the entertainment world is lacking, it’s television adaptations of bestselling fantasy novels.

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Review: FX’s Lights Out
Monday, January 10 by

“Lights Out” moves with the cautious rhythm and deft assurance of a seasoned prize fighter. A quick jab here, a body shot there, and suddenly there’s nothing but calm.

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Crisis Averted: No Bieber-Centric Episode Of ‘Glee’
Monday, January 10 by

Justin Beiber’s star is rising and there’s nothing that can be done to stop it. But, at least, it can be stalled.

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Search for the New Spartacus Is On
Friday, January 7 by

Andy Whitfield tragically cannot return to the role of Spartacus because his cancer has come out of remission, but producers are committed to finding a new actor.

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Man vs. Predator
Friday, January 7 by

Tastes like caribou.

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‘Breaking Bad’ And ‘Walking Dead’ Updates
Friday, January 7 by

AMC President Charlie Collier says season four of “Breaking Bad” will take it to the next level and be “truly phenomenal.” Also, where’s the zombie apocalypse headed from here?

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Amber Stevens
Friday, January 7 by

Best known for her work on ABC’s “Greek,” Amber Stevens previously made appearances in Tokyo Drift, Fired Up, and “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.”

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Mircea Monroe
Thursday, January 6 by

Since launching her acting career just seven years ago, Mircea Monroe has racked up an impressive rundown of TV appearances and movie parts, including a series of recurring appearances on “Late Night With Conan O’ Brien.”

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Links Away: The Muppets Do Kanye
Wednesday, January 5 by

If there was ever any doubt in your mind that the Muppets are straight up gangster, this rendition of Kanye West’s “Monster” should convince you otherwise.

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Rebecca Hazlewood
Wednesday, January 5 by

Unless you’re a devoted fan of British soap operas, chances are you hadn’t seen much of Rebecca Hazlewood before “Outsourced” hit the air.

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He’s Got My Vote
Wednesday, January 5 by

Drug dealers should keep a lower profile.

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‘LOST’ Numbers Nearly Win Millions
Wednesday, January 5 by

Dude. Last night’s Mega Millions drawing boasted a $355 million jackpot, and a piece of that could have gone to you if you played the numbers from ‘Lost.’

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Links Away: Dancer Face-Plant
Tuesday, January 4 by

To pursue one’s dream is noble. To purse one’s dream and subsequently eat sh*t on national television is nothing less than traumatic.

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Review: ‘Bob’s Burgers’
Tuesday, January 4 by

“Bob’s Burgers” won’t be the best show on Fox’s Sunday night Animation Domination, but it’s better than “American Dad” or “The Cleveland Show.”

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James Van Der Beek Shows Us His O-Face
Tuesday, January 4 by

We all thought that James Van Der Beek’s best days were behind him, but we were all terrible, rotten fools.

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Simon Cowell Bumps Coke
Tuesday, January 4 by

Pepsi has won the war to inundate Simon Cowell’s new talent show, “The X Factor,” with their iconic branding. Tough titties, Coke.

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Claymation Machete Loves Iced Tea
Tuesday, January 4 by

Machete may not text, but he does shill ice tea. In this commercial for Lipton Brisk, a claymation Machete, voiced by Danny Trejo, summarizes the entire plot of his movie in one minute.

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Links Away: Guillermo Del Toro Is a Gassy Werewolf
Monday, January 3 by

Everyone’s got to start somewhere. For visionary director Guillermo Del Toro, somewhere was the set of a Mexican Alka-Seltzer commercial back in 1991.

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Natascha McElhone
Monday, January 3 by

Natascha McElhone has been entertaining you for quite a while now. A long-time fixture in television and movies, the “Californication” star has been around the block more than once.

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Shawn Hatosy Dishes on ‘Southland’
Monday, January 3 by

Get some juicy intel from Det. Sammy Bryant himself.

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Review: ‘Californication’ Season 4 Premiere
Wednesday, December 29 by

If some of the dedicated viewers require a preview of Hank Moody’s debaucherous new shenanigans, I provide a detailed account of the upcoming season premiere.

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Shiri Appleby
Wednesday, December 29 by

An actress since age four, Shiri Appleby kicked off her career with a series of cereal commercials and daytime television appearances.

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Peep James Marsden In ‘Modern Family’ Hot Tub
Wednesday, December 29 by

In this clip from the upcoming Jan. 5th episode of “Modern Family,” James Marsden takes a dip in Mitchell and Cam’s jacuzzi. The gay couple is first alarmed by the intruder, but then notice that he has abs.

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Links Away: Conan Gets Pretend Beat Up
Tuesday, December 28 by

For those unfamiliar with Conan O’Brien’s lengthy rundown of supporting characters and sometimes-sidekicks, the agile fellow in the following video is professional stuntman and stand-up comedian Steven Ho.

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Review: IFC’s ‘Portlandia’
Tuesday, December 28 by

A series of sketches featuring Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein centering on different aspects of Portland, OR. It’s all really obvious and it feels like improv topics that were contrived to be funny, but not actually inspired.

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Review: Showtime’s ‘Shameless’
Tuesday, December 28 by

Seems like a good show, alternately hard to take yet fascinating. It’s about the Gallagher family dealing with poverty and alcoholism, but to make it salaciously entertaining, they have more wild shenanigans than depressing despair.