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Spirits, Lock Your Doors
Saturday, February 19 by

Hide your ghost kids, hide your ghost wife.

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Fox Orders Rob Corddry Pilot By ‘Party Down’ Creator, Destined For Hilariousness, Low Ratings
Friday, February 18 by

I think potential hardcore fans are already planning the “save this show” campaign, for when it inevitably gets cancelled too soon.

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Mushmouth Is Going To Pull Through
Friday, February 18 by

At the beginning of the week, we all wondered what caused reporter Serene Branson to sound like a “Twin Peaks” dream sequence during her Grammys recap. Now, Branson describes what happened in her own words. This time in English, please!

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Solo Night
Friday, February 18 by

I’m not sure what to make of “American Idol.” With only 100 contestants left, most of the people I hate have been sent home. And since I’m incapable of love, I feel empty and alone, much like the 50 losers from last night’s “solo night” show.

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Avert Your Eyes, Howie Mandel And Fox Are Going To Flash Us
Friday, February 18 by

Howie Mandel, that merry prankster, is at it again with a hidden camera special on Fox. That’s what I would say if I was amused by Howie Mandel.

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Brit Marling
Friday, February 18 by

It’s likely that Brit Marling’s appearance in “Community” last week resulted in a flurry of Google action directed at finding out who that cute blonde girl was that Gillian Jacobs made out with.

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Justin Bieber Got Shot And Killed
Friday, February 18 by

Last night Justin Bieber was shot and killed after trying to blast his way out of a standoff with police authorities.

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Kiefer Sutherland Teams With ‘Heroes’ Creator For A Show That Already Doesn’t Make Any Sense
Friday, February 18 by

If you see anyone singing in the streets today, they are probably fans of watching Kiefer Sutherland run around and try to prevent bad things from happening. He’s signed on for a new Fox drama where he’ll do exactly that.

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7 Possible Plotlines For Ryan Murphy’s New FX Pilot
Thursday, February 17 by

FX has refused to even release the show’s plot. As such, they have left us no choice but to come up with our own predictions about the show’s content. Here are nine possible plotlines.

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Shawn Ryan Offers Up ‘Chicago Code’ Spoilers
Thursday, February 17 by

He gave us a few juicy details about the rest of the first season, but one thing that really sounds cool is an idea he hasn’t written yet.

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FX Wants Back In The Ryan Murphy Business
Thursday, February 17 by

Just like in any relationship, FX wants to get back with Ryan Murphy now that he’s with a better looking (higher profile) significant other (network).

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Group Night
Thursday, February 17 by

Last night was “group night” on “American Idol,” which is much less exciting than it sounds to an Internet-porn addict, like myself. Never the less, I watched all two hours of the program in order to describe it in detail to you, the reader. Congrats.

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Lucy Lawless Is Losing Her Sex Slave
Thursday, February 17 by

Bad news for Starz’s 13 subscribers. “Spartacus” actress Lesley-Ann Brandt and her boobs are headed to CSI:NY.

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Jill Flint
Thursday, February 17 by

Best known for her role on USA Network’s “Royal Pains,” Jill Flint has a history of recurring television roles and multi-episode character arcs.

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Enrique Gets The ‘Battlestar’ Treatment
Thursday, February 17 by

Tonight I’m frakking you. A-whoa-ohhhhh. You know-ohhhhh.

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Beavis And Butthead To Show Tosh How It’s Done
Thursday, February 17 by

Beavis and Butthead won’t just be dissecting Lady Gaga when they return to television later this year. Watch your back, piano-playing cats.

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R.I.P. Uncle Leo
Thursday, February 17 by

Jerry Seinfeld has lost his favorite, loudest uncle. Len Lesser, the actor best known for yelling his way into our hearts as Uncle Leo on “Seinfeld,” has passed away.

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Screwed Up Lohan Family Screws With David Letterman
Wednesday, February 16 by

Here’s the story of how the Lohan clan turned Mr. Letterman’s life upside-down for one magical news cycle.

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Adrianne Palicki To Play ‘Wonder Woman’, Now I Care About ‘Wonder Woman’
Wednesday, February 16 by

From football siren to inviso-jet flyin’, Palicki (‘Friday Night Lights’) has been tapped (yeah, she has – *high fives*) to star in NBC’s “Wonder Woman” pilot.

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Cody Horn
Wednesday, February 16 by

You’re about to see a lot more of Cody Horn. As announced yesterday, the model-turned-actress is joining the esteemed ranks of the Sabre Corporation staff as part of the new…

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Mitch Hurwitz Shares His Surefire Tips For Getting Your Sitcom Canceled
Wednesday, February 16 by

Mitch Hurwitz, creator of ‘Arrested Development’ and ‘Running Wilde’, has compiled a handy list of tips for getting your sitcom canceled. ‘References to Jessica Walter’s vagina’ is glaringly absent.

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9 Stand-Up Comedians Who Deserve Their Own Reality Shows
Tuesday, February 15 by

I don’t dislike Rosanne or Sinbad, but I’m not going to spend 30 minutes of my life on them when I have access to Netflix and free Internet porn. If basic cable really wants to gain some viewers, why don’t they give a reality show to more interesting stand-ups?

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There’s A New Hot Girl In ‘The Office’
Tuesday, February 15 by

Productivity is sure to go down in Scranton. “Rescue Me” babe Cody Horn will be joining the cast in the new season. Steve Carell picked the worst time to leave.

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Aaron Sorkin To Play Aaron Sorkin On ’30 Rock’
Tuesday, February 15 by

Aaron Sorkin is walking and talking his way to 30 Rockefeller Center.

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Sara Fletcher
Tuesday, February 15 by

Sara Fletcher is still in the early stages of her career, but it’s not much of a stretch to picture her scoring that one role that’ll propel her into the spotlight.

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Gangsta TV Dinner
Tuesday, February 15 by

At least the kid is making it in the world.

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Tricky ‘Jeopardy’ Questions Forestall Inevitable Robot Apocalypse
Monday, February 14 by

IBM’s artificial intelligence software will continue to compete on “Jeopardy” this week, in the form of a creepy computer named Watson.

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IFC’s ‘Portlandia’ Renewed For 2nd Season, Anti-Hipster Comedy Parade Continues
Monday, February 14 by

All you have to know is that it’s indie and I liked it before anyone else did.

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Roseanne Working On A Farm And No It’s Not A Pig Farm
Monday, February 14 by

Roseanne has a reality show that you might not see anything else about if you flee the country now.

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Check Out Scary (UPDATE: Now Funny) Video Of TV Reporter Possibly Having Stroke On Air
Monday, February 14 by

Serene Branson is getting a lot of attention today on the internet for this video, which is from local LA coverage of last night’s Grammy Awards.