From here on out, things are gonna get nasty.
The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.
It’s as if she’s one of the several million people who don’t watch Cinemax.
They lied to their kids about eating all their candy. Really nice work, parents.
This clip promises that the Girls might be less terrible, but still unhappy.
There’s so much to make fun of!
And that date is…
Ugh. The show draaags and draaaaaags on. We’re pretty frustrated with the final season so far.
A glimpse into Johnny Depp’s future.
I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.
It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.
Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.
It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.
His methods seem sound.
I hope they satirize the goings-on!
Looking forward to seeing their legendary sense of humor on display!
I will give $5 to anyone who can tell me what Pitbull actually does.
Maybe wear underwear next time.
Does this mean we’ll finally stop reporting ‘True Detective’ casting news and rumors? HAHAHAHAHA. F*ck no.
Because you love Stefon and want his likeness on a gourd.
It sounds like the song was made to match the video, instead of the other way around.
Oh my gosh! What did he talk about with people around the office?
Will someone please read Blake Griffin’s script?
Maybe Aaron could take this energy and time and allocate it towards some charitable effort?
If you’re going to pick an NBA player to do this with, Baron Davis is a solid choice.
You roll a child molester “character” into the mix.
Not that we have a problem with that….”OMAR COMIN’!”
Will Smith will produce it. People LOVE Will Smith-produced entertainment.
Today’s word is “Treat yo’ self.”