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Last night on CBS, Victoria’s Secret aired their annual fashion show where hot Angels dressed up as sea nymphs, weight lifters, and other ridiculous professions. But you know, in a sexy way.

Frank Darabont has liquidated the entire writing staff of “The Walking Dead” and plans on utilizing freelancers for the show’s second season.

Seems to be a high pressure system moving in.

Though she’s best known these days as the adoptive mother of pretty-boy vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight series, Elizabeth Reaser is more than just a pretend bloodsucker. She nearly took home an Emmy for her work on “Grey’s Anatomy,” and is currently lending her chops to CBS’s much-praised legal drama “The Good Wife.”

To promote their fashion show tomorrow on CBS, the Victoria’s Secret Angels did a little backstage Katy Perry karaoke for our viewing pleasure.Alright, you twisted my arm. I’ll watch you traipse around in lingerie for an hour.

This January, Fox is adding the new comedy “Bob’s Burgers” to their Sunday night Animation Domination block. The show about a family-owned burger joint features the voice talents of H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, and Eugene Mirman.

Survivors deal with the aftermath of the zombie attack on the camp and eventually hit the road. Oh, and readers might be a little thrown off by a new twist…

The third teaser trailer for HBO’s “Game of Thrones” premiered last night on HBO. Based on the books George R.R. Martin, the fantasy series will most likely fulfill every dork’s wet dream (at least until The Hobbit hits theaters).

So many awesome taglines, yet I’m still not interested.

You might recognize Dreama Walker from “Gossip Girl,” which means you watch “Gossip Girl.” It’s all good though, we understand. Okay, no we don’t.

Stoners, get ready to be happy. Adult Swim has picked up 12 episodes of “NTSF:SD:SUV” or National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle.”

CBS has a huge hit on their hands with the series adaptation of Twitter sensation “$#*! My Dad Says,” so it makes sense they’d want to stick their fingers in more sticky Internet pies. Enter Antoine Dodson.

There are very few reasons for a man to watch “90210.” Jessica Lowndes is one of them. Another is to get tips on how not to raise your kids, but you can look into that one on your own time. Hint: Stay the hell out of Beverly Hills.

This past weekend, “Saturday Night Live” put together a funny parody commercial for Black Friday sales at a Walmart-esque retail store. Sadly, it’s not far from the truth. Except for the coked up rooster. I have yet to see one of those dodging the ravenous crowds.

In MTV’s remake of the UK cult hit “Skins,” teens smoke pot, drink booze, take pills, and lie to their parents. This new spot nicely demonstrates those vices with a groovy track from Sleigh Bells adding to the reverse debauchery.

Although the TBS comedy series “Glory Daze” has already set the record for highest number of outdated college stereotypes employed in a single hour of television, shows like this tend to glaze over their inward mediocrity with outward displays of mind-blowing female awesomeness.

Episode 4, in which Rick and Co. search Atlanta for “Stumpy” Merle, get their guns, lose Glenn, make new friends, get Glenn back, and then return to a zombie swarm eating its way through the camp.

When “Lost” was winding down, I had two big questions. Where the hell is Walt, and what embarrassing roles will Jorge Garcia have to play going forward? Hopefully, he won’t have to at all because there’s news this morning that he’s re-teaming with J.J. Abrams.

Remember the classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” Christmas special with the herky-jerky animation? If you don’t, you’re a communist. Even so, you might appreciate that “Community” is planning a similar stop-motion animation holiday spoof.

Alec Baldwin can’t get enough of Wegman’s homecooked $6 meals. This awkward commercial proves it. How much did they have to pay Baldwin to agree to this awful campaign? It had to be upwards of 10,000 homecooked $6 meals.

Bad news for people who like bad television. CBS has canceled Patricia Arquette’s supernatural thriller, “Medium.”

A side-by-side comparison of hood slides by two television characters portrayed by William Shatner. 28 years later and he’s still got the moves.

Director Gore Verbinski and writer Terry Rossio are turning the crime procedurial on its ass. They’re putting a supernatural twist on the cop/legal drama, setting up “Magical Law” at Fox. The title makes me think more of wizards than ghosts, not that that would be any less ridiculous.

As the latest actress to join the cast of ABC’s “Grey’s Anatomy,” Sarah Drew is officially the show’s rookie pretend doctor.

In order to avoid waking mother, most viewers will be watching with the audio off. This makes it difficult to say whether they will notice the ‘couple friendly’ intent of the programs. After all, these are the same people who haven’t yet noticed that boobies are free on the Internet.

Apparently Emma Bell jives well with horror. Currently portraying a survivor of the zombie apocalypse in AMC’s “The Walking Dead,” Bell will take on the role of Death’s leading female target in the fifth installment of the Final Destination series next year.

Guillermo del Toro is attaching himself to another project instead of actually shooting another project. This time the director is teaming up with “Battlestar Galactica” executive producer David Eick to create a new TV series version of “The Hulk” for ABC and Marvel.

NBC has been running this new promo for their mid-season series “The Cape” in anticipation of its January 9th premiere. It looks fun in a goofy kinda way. Like Darkman without the crazy parts or compound fractures.