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Last night was “group night” on “American Idol,” which is much less exciting than it sounds to an Internet-porn addict, like myself. Never the less, I watched all two hours of the program in order to describe it in detail to you, the reader. Congrats.

Bad news for Starz’s 13 subscribers. “Spartacus” actress Lesley-Ann Brandt and her boobs are headed to CSI:NY.

Best known for her role on USA Network’s “Royal Pains,” Jill Flint has a history of recurring television roles and multi-episode character arcs.

Tonight I’m frakking you. A-whoa-ohhhhh. You know-ohhhhh.

Beavis and Butthead won’t just be dissecting Lady Gaga when they return to television later this year. Watch your back, piano-playing cats.

Jerry Seinfeld has lost his favorite, loudest uncle. Len Lesser, the actor best known for yelling his way into our hearts as Uncle Leo on “Seinfeld,” has passed away.

Here’s the story of how the Lohan clan turned Mr. Letterman’s life upside-down for one magical news cycle.

From football siren to inviso-jet flyin’, Palicki (‘Friday Night Lights’) has been tapped (yeah, she has – *high fives*) to star in NBC’s “Wonder Woman” pilot.

You’re about to see a lot more of Cody Horn. As announced yesterday, the model-turned-actress is joining the esteemed ranks of the Sabre Corporation staff as part of the new…

Mitch Hurwitz, creator of ‘Arrested Development’ and ‘Running Wilde’, has compiled a handy list of tips for getting your sitcom canceled. ‘References to Jessica Walter’s vagina’ is glaringly absent.

I don’t dislike Rosanne or Sinbad, but I’m not going to spend 30 minutes of my life on them when I have access to Netflix and free Internet porn. If basic cable really wants to gain some viewers, why don’t they give a reality show to more interesting stand-ups?

Productivity is sure to go down in Scranton. “Rescue Me” babe Cody Horn will be joining the cast in the new season. Steve Carell picked the worst time to leave.

Aaron Sorkin is walking and talking his way to 30 Rockefeller Center.

Sara Fletcher is still in the early stages of her career, but it’s not much of a stretch to picture her scoring that one role that’ll propel her into the spotlight.

At least the kid is making it in the world.

IBM’s artificial intelligence software will continue to compete on “Jeopardy” this week, in the form of a creepy computer named Watson.

All you have to know is that it’s indie and I liked it before anyone else did.

Roseanne has a reality show that you might not see anything else about if you flee the country now.

Serene Branson is getting a lot of attention today on the internet for this video, which is from local LA coverage of last night’s Grammy Awards.

Before scoring a regular role on USA Network’s “In Plain Sight,” Nichole Hiltz could be seen in guest spots on shows from “The Shield” to “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and just about everything in between.

IBM needs to prep Watson better on Tolkien.

Wally Pfister took home the top honor at the American Society of Cinematographers awards last night for his work on ‘Inception’. OR DID HE!?

Sorry guys. It looks like Cinemax used to be cool. The pay cable network has announced that it is forgoing the programming that helped it earn the nickname “Skinemax.”

Based on the director’s recent work, I’m guessing the Texas-based drama a lot of product placement for Texaco and maybe propane companies.

Rob Riggle wins the Super Bowl of acting gigs, starring in a potentially very lucrative CBS sitcom.

If you’re too young to remember, a gentleman by the name of Barack Obama (‘Mythbusters’) was running for a little title called the President of the United States of America.

By it’s very nature, Hollywood Week isn’t as fun to watch. Almost, everyone who has made it to this point can sing, so there are no sad, pathetic people to mock and ridicule. As such, we have to settle for the next best thing: reveling in the failure of those who are more talented than us.