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Breaking Busted.

Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.

This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”

Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.

Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.

It’s not about life at the Post Office.

I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.

I would also like to pitch in.

Eat your onions.

This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!

Does he have a nasally, gangly older brother, though?

I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.

It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.

Canada has yet to apologize for Justin Bieber.

Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.

We reverse engineered last week’s show. The results are horrifying.

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.

Brilliant-but-prematurely-canceled.

It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.

He makes his return in the ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ television series.

“Keep this up and you’ll end up in a wheelchair just like Jason Street,” is what Berg could have said in his letter, but didn’t.

Of course, it’s Adult Swim, so you know there’s no chance that they’re not going to take the opportunity to screw with their audience. And honestly, we wouldn’t have it…

There’s a new most dangerous cartoon in town. Move over, Archer.

Sounds like good sh*t too.