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The word “original” is being used lightly here.

This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.

It’s week two of Gary Busey’s stint on “Celebrity Apprentice,” and America’s favorite brain-damaged thespian did not disappoint. Actually, he did. Although to be fair, it wasn’t all his fault.

HBO is ready to finger some Russian spies. And make a show about them too.

His touring one-man show is called “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth.” I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood.

If you were excited about the two-part “Terra Nova” preview in May, you are now disappointed by the news that there will be no preview.

NBC has decided to make a progressive, risky move and remake a game show from the entertainment capital of the world, Israel.

Maybe this means they’ll release Kenny Powers’ audiobook.

John Stamos does not wish to be the highest paid actor on television. He’s got his own money, thank you. Money he earned through hard work, good hygiene, and laughing at Dave Coulier’s jokes.

Paul F. Tompkins as a wisecracking villain? This stuff writes itself.

The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.

If you’ve seen Jon Cryer under a bridge, it’s not cause he’s hiding from a crazed Charlie Sheen. Here’s Cryer’s video confession.

Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.

Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!

Hop into the A-Little-While-Back Machine with Nickelodeon.

Will she be required to roll around in cake with Deborah Gibson or go toe-to-toe with a Piranhceratops.

ABC cast O’Quinn (‘Lost’) in the new pilot “Hallelujah.” It’s a musical drama from “Desperate Housewives” showrunner Marc Cherry, so if O’Quinn wasn’t in it, I would find a way to anti-TiVO the show.

Today, anyone who isn’t too poor to afford premium cable can easily watch some tig ol’ bitties whenever the mood strikes. What an age we live in.

This one was so predictable that it probably doesn’t even qualify as news.

Tina Fey wasn’t available (probably).

Kristin Kreuk is going magic all up in this bitch.

In the new episode of his “Sheen’s Korner” web series, Sheen gave his audience what they wanted: craziness, somewhat higher production values, and more craziness.

If you’re a potential series like “Alcatraz,” how do you escape from pilot prison into the TV schedule? Answer: a “Created by J.J. Abrams” tattoo.

A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?

A 16-year-old Nicole Kidman appears on an Australian TV show to promote her upcoming film, “BMX Bandits.”

Make no mistake, Jon Cryer is 100% bastard. At least that’s what Sheen says, and he appears pretty credible these days.

This thing’s gonna make ‘Mad Men’ look like ‘Cop Rock’!

Aubrey O’Day isn’t about to win any awards for classiness, but that wouldn’t really be her style anyway.