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Ryan Reynolds Has Been Cast In The ‘Deadpool’ Movie…As Deadpool
Thursday, December 4 by

It’s “Chimichanga time,” whatever that means.

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Jane Seymour Gets The Walter White Treatment In ‘Dr. Quinn: Morphine Woman’ Parody
Thursday, December 4 by

THIS, I would watch.

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Nick Offerman Returns To Give Us A Song About Whiskey
Thursday, December 4 by

This is just about the most obvious pairing since Offerman and facial hair.

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Seth Rogen And Evan Goldberg’s ‘Preacher’ Adaptation Will Be Getting A Pilot For AMC
Thursday, December 4 by

It sounds pretty damn cool.

STONES MOVIE
Martin Scorsese Bringing His Love Of The Rolling Stones To HBO
Wednesday, December 3 by

Just marry them already, Scorsese.

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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Red Rose”
Wednesday, December 3 by

Several dead main characters, a few tied-up story lines and even more prison rape and shots of Jax’s bare ass.

One of the few men in the world who can get away with wearing an ascot.
Stephen Hawking Wants To Be A Bond Villain, And We Want Him To As Well
Tuesday, December 2 by

He couldn’t be worse than Sean Bean!

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Jerry Seinfeld, Martin Short, Jimmy Fallon, And Miranda Sings Throw Down In Pictionary
Tuesday, December 2 by

Yeah, we didn’t recognize that last name either.

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‘Parks And Rec’ Will Return In January With Back-To-Back Episodes Every Tuesday
Monday, December 1 by

NBC sure seems to be in a hurry to be done with this show.

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‘Better Call Saul’ Clip Shows When Mike Met Saul (It’s Heartwarming)
Monday, December 1 by

The show premieres on Sunday, February 8th, and another episode airs the next night.

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Kevin Spacey And ‘House Of Cards’ To Return For Season 3 On February 27th
Monday, December 1 by

Politics as usual.

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James Cameron Has Some Vulgar Words About How Awesome The New ‘Avatar’s Will Be
Friday, November 28 by

“Bitchin'” was the least offensive way he described them.

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Eight Made-for-TV Films Worse Than the Aaliyah Movie
Tuesday, November 25 by

The Aaliyah movie was a flaming turdfest. But it gets worse.

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Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Lip-Sync Battle’ To Be A Stand-Alone Show on Spike TV
Sunday, November 23 by

It will be produced by Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant.

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NBC and Tina Fey’s ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Tossed Over To Netflix Before It Even Premiered
Sunday, November 23 by

Looks like NBC’s loss is Netflix’ gain.

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‘Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets’ Will Never Not Be Funny
Friday, November 21 by

I hope it doesn’t affect their self-esteem.

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Conan Will Come To Primetime On TBS December 18th
Thursday, November 20 by

Can you show a masturbating bear during primetime? I’m going to assume you can.

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Hugh Laurie Guest-Starring On ‘Veep’, Possibly As The…
Thursday, November 20 by

We’ll keep the sorta-spoiler tucked away in the body of the article.

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‘The Graduate’ Director Mike Nichols Passes Away at 83
Thursday, November 20 by

“He was a true visionary, winning the highest honors in the arts for his work as a director, writer, producer and comic and was one of a tiny few to win the EGOT — an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony in his lifetime.”

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Studios Are Looking To Adapt ‘Serial’ Podcast For Both TV And Film
Thursday, November 20 by

That ‘Serial’ is so hot right now…

Man, that is some taught skin.
CNN Anchor Discusses Penis-Biting With Cosby Rape Accuser, Somehow Gets In Trouble
Wednesday, November 19 by

The bounds of both journalism and good taste have been jackhammered to dust.

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Netflix Is Delaying The Release Of The Bill Cosby Special Due To Recent “Unpleasantness”
Wednesday, November 19 by

“Unpleasantness” = a torrent of sexual allegations.

I think he's just doing this to get rides to wherever he needs to be that day.
Alec Baldwin Drags Couples Into Cabs To Give Them Advice In ‘Love Ride’
Wednesday, November 19 by

Is he really not using Uber?

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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Suits of Woe”
Wednesday, November 19 by

The big secret is out, and the show begins it’s slow throttle toward the end.

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Tom Hardy Is Starring In FX Series ‘Taboo’ That He And His Dad Wrote
Tuesday, November 18 by

His dad’s name is “Chips” which is an awesome name.

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HBO Released This Frustrating Vine To Let Us Know They Picked Up Westwood
Tuesday, November 18 by

“‘Westworld’ was picked up” would have been sufficient.

The version in German is always better. Like with "99 Luftballoons."
Fox Hires Rob Riggle To Scream At Us In An Adaptation Of An Austrian TV Series
Tuesday, November 18 by

If this thing’s in German, his yelling will take on a whole new level.

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?"
Netflix ‘Marco Polo’ Trailer Has Literally Nothing To Do With The Swimming Pool Game
Monday, November 17 by

However, if we’re drawing parallels, I guess his father, who gave him away as a slave, would be his “fish out of water.”

I can only assume that this will no longer make Cosby sweaters acceptable hipster kitsch. *sobs*
The Resurgence Of Bill Cosby Rape Allegations May Sorta Hurt His Upcoming NBC Family Sitcom
Monday, November 17 by

As in, “They might not want to make it at all.”

Jeez. We get it. You're handsome. Yikes!
Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer
Monday, November 17 by

You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.