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NBC: Nothing But Cum.
NBC To Air Donkey Sperm Drinking
Friday, January 27 by

Not starring Chelsea Handler surprisingly.

The Sopranos
9 Classic HBO Intros: How Does The ‘Luck’ Intro Stack Up?
Friday, January 27 by

They’ve come a long way since Def Comedy Jam.

Soup Nazis And Lowtalkers: 6 Side Seinfeld Characters
Friday, January 27 by Joe Terzio

When you hear "The Soup Nazi" or "He's a lowtalker," one thing should come to mind: "Seinfeld". The "show about nothing" was almost canceled before it could ever take off,…

Tim and Eric face a hostile crowd.
Great Job! Audience Walks Out Of ‘Tim and Eric’ Sundance Screening
Thursday, January 26 by

The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.

"Welcome to Raisins, handsome."
‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Mom Suing Media For Sexualizing Her Daughter
Wednesday, January 25 by

Her money would be much better spent on getting a clue.

Jay, you have made an enemy of Randeep Dhillon of Bakersfield, CA. Prepare to face his wrath.
Jay Leno’s Jokes Are So Unfunny People Are Suing Him
Wednesday, January 25 by

The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.

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Your Mom Is On ‘My Strange Addiction’ Eating Cat Food
Wednesday, January 25 by

In all fairness, Purina has been stepping up their game lately.

Links Away: Breaking Bad, Tuesdays on ABC!
Monday, January 23 by


Space Jockey: Day in the Life (Unreality)

Blank Check Giveaway! (BlankCheck)

The Regret over ‘Greys’ (AOLTV)

Underworld vs Redtails (MovieFone)

Predators Would Have Been Better With Andy Serkis (FilmDrunk)

Hilarious Youtube Videos Under 20 Seconds (Smosh)

Babysitter Fail (SocialHype)

Rihanna Bikini Thong Pic (CelebJihad)

Josh Radnor is Mini-Cameron Crowe (SlashFilm)

Guillard vs Miller Aftermath (CagePotato)

25 Celebrities As Furries (Holytaco)

Italia Hotness (GorillaMask)

G-Spot: Official Myth (JustaGuyThing)

The 1%: An Expose (MadeMan)

The Hottest Babes You’ll See Today (DoubleViking)

This Years Oscar Predictions (MovieLine)

Take The Marky Mark Quiz (ModernMan)

‘The Artist’ Takes All Wins (CelebrityCafe)

Sofia Vergara Hotness (Ehowa)

TV Shows Imagined As 90s Sitcoms (HuffComedy)

Beatriz Ricardi Hotness (Gunaxin)

6 Texts From Movie Characters (NextMovie)

NFL Cheerleaders Gallery (GuySpeed)

Tori Prayer Hotness (TotallyCrap)

Epic Corner Kick Score (TotalProSports)

Tonight, Get Lost…In Alcatraz (WarmingGlow)

UFC Hacked By Cyber Nazis (CagePotato)

Why We’re Rooting For The Patriots (TuVez)

 

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Real-Life ‘Beavis And Butt-Head’ Will Leave You Screaming
Monday, January 23 by

Kill them with FIRE! FIRE!!

Not pictured: This girl's dad, who is totally Jim Carrey. Mr. 'Fun with Dick and Jane'! No foolin'!
Jim Carrey’s Daughter Advances On ‘American Idol’
Monday, January 23 by

Behold the greatest performance by any Carrey since ‘Me, Myself, and Irene’.

He already broke the Blackjack tables.
A ‘Luck’ Fan’s Guide to Parimutuel Betting (A.K.A. Betting On Horses)
Friday, January 20 by

A.K.A. Playing the ponies!

There's a "boner" joke in there somewhere.
13 Women Sterling Archer Has Banged (So Far)
Thursday, January 19 by

…13 going on 30…

6 Of The Saddest Episodes Of Television To Ever Hit The Airwaves
Thursday, January 19 by Irving Oala
He sees all.
Rob Lowe’s Other Predictions For 2012
Thursday, January 19 by

He’s like a wizard from the future.

Actors Writers And Failures: The Party Down Cast
Thursday, January 19 by Irving Oala

Starz show "Party Down" was sadly canceled after two seasons, despite the fact that it was one of the funnier television comedies made in the past decade. This was partly…

7 Ways CSI Is Lying To You About Crime Scenes
Wednesday, January 18 by Irving Oala

Despite "CSI" being one of the top shows on television for nearly a decade, it does a number of things to make each story fit the television format, rather than…

7 Reality Show Contestants Who Are Legitimately Terrible People
Wednesday, January 18 by Irving Oala

Even if you hate reality television, the people who are on it are usually just attention hungry folks who are looking to make a quick buck. They aren't bad, just…

It's an "I'm sorry you have Type II Diabetes" cake.
7 Paula Deen Recipes That Would Give Superman Diabetes
Wednesday, January 18 by

This collection of recipes is how they turned Eddie Murphy into The Klumps.

6 Sexy Bloody Shows Like Spartacus
Wednesday, January 18 by Irving Oala

Starz channel's "Spartacus" is both unflinchingly sexy and bloody, making it like very few other shows on television. Those that have the same amount of sex and violence are few…

Yeah right. You just can't trust politicians.
C-SPAN Investigates: Does Mitt Romney Have A Big Penis?
Wednesday, January 18 by

Asking for a friend.

5 Party Down Episodes That Will Insure You Never Hire a Cartering Company Again
Wednesday, January 18 by Irving Oala

Starz, is about a catering company with a bunch of entertainment industry burn outs working for it and basically having outrageous experiences at just about every place they go. There…

5 Prolific Game Show Winners Who’s Lives Changed Forever
Tuesday, January 17 by Irving Oala

There are new game show winners just about every day around the world, as there have been for decades now since game shows became really popular in the 1950's. So,…

"Where the white women at?"
‘Letterman’ Booker Fired After Girls Cry About Him
Tuesday, January 17 by

Works with speeding tickets too!

The nation has been looking for a target for its collective loathing since Bin Laden was killed. Here she is.
The 7 Worst ‘SNL’ Musical Performances Of All Time
Tuesday, January 17 by

Welcome To The Club, Lana Del Rey…

You’ve Been Eliminated: 6 Unforgettable Amazing Race Teams
Tuesday, January 17 by Irving Oala

"The Amazing Race" is considered by many to be the best reality TV game show on television, as it takes teams of players and sends them on a race around…

"That's the sound your mother makes, Trebek."
“What Is Donkey Punch, Alex?”
Tuesday, January 17 by

It was under the category “Things Your Mom Enjoys.”

6 Shows Like Pretty Little Liars That Prove Even Horrible Shows Can Stay On The Air
Monday, January 16 by Sasha Mela

Every time a really good show comes around, you know it’s going to get canceled before it even does. Series like "Freaks and Geeks", "Veronica Mars" and "Community" never last…

All Kardashian bashing aside, they do have a really f*cking tasteful foyer.
Anderson Cooper Bans Kardashians From His New Talk Show
Friday, January 13 by

He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

In Harlan, even the good guys aren't that great.
The Big Bads Of ‘Justified’
Friday, January 13 by

It’s a close-knit and folksy town full of violent felons.

"Who Wants To Breath Heavily While Watching TV?"
Paula Deen Has Type II Diabetes. Can You Pass The Butter?
Friday, January 13 by

It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.