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Spurlock after the first round of contract negotiations with Ted Turner.
CNN Continues To Test Definition Of ‘News’ With Morgan Spurlock Show
Friday, August 24 by

Pot, guns, prison? Who do they think they are, MSNBC?

Ned Flanders.
‘American Bible Challenge’ Is Hosted By Jeff Foxworthy, But Fails The Trifecta By Not Being On TNN
Wednesday, August 22 by

Unless it’s Ezekiel 25:17, I’m probably useless here.

Once you kiss the Masheen, you can't go back. Ever.
This ‘Anger Management’ Clip Features Charlie At His Sheeniest
Wednesday, August 22 by

Life imitating art. Wait. I inverted that. Art imitating life. That’s way less impressive, though.

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Drunk Guy Tripping On Shrooms Goes On ‘Price Is Right’. Sadly, No Puking.
Wednesday, August 22 by

Bob Barker would not have allowed this.

Sorry they annoyed you with their friendship, NBC.
‘The Office’ Is Done After Next Year, Which May Surprise People Who Thought It Was Already Cancelled
Tuesday, August 21 by

I hope Jim and Pam both lose their legs in separate car accidents and have to become “skateboard people.”

Would the owner of the Pontiac Vibe please move their car from Mr. West's reserved parking spot?
Kanye West To Possibly Bring His Brand Of Crazy To ‘American Idol’
Tuesday, August 21 by

I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.

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‘Walking Dead’ To Campaign Against Dish Network At Political Conventions
Tuesday, August 21 by

Cute. In a flesh-rotting, repulsive way.

R.I.P.
I Know You’re Bummed About Tony Scott, But Phyllis Diller Died, Too
Monday, August 20 by

R.I.P.

SIMILAR NAME ALERT!
Police Looking To Arrest Walter White For Cooking Lots Of Meth
Friday, August 17 by

Yes, we know the difference between fiction and reality.

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The Bodies Pile Up In ‘Dexter’ Season 7 Trailer
Thursday, August 16 by

Featuring the Deftones.

Smile, John Slattery. You're awesome.
John Slattery To Appear On ‘Arrested Development’ In Awesome Display Of Synergy
Thursday, August 16 by

He probably seduced Lucille Bluth back in the 60′s.

He's waving "hello." He's waving hello.
The Alternate Ending To Last Week’s ‘Breaking Bad’
Thursday, August 16 by

I like how this purports to be the director’s cut. This entire series is one big “director’s cut.”

Heyyyyyyy girrrrrrrllllllll.
Lucy Lawless To Play A Swanson Love Interest On ‘Parks And Recreation’
Thursday, August 16 by

I hope he doesn’t get his mustache rubbed off again.

I hope the person left standing gets clocked in the face with a folding chair. I would watch that.
Extreme Musical Chairs Premieres Tonight With The CW’s ‘Oh Sit!’
Wednesday, August 15 by

“‘Oh Sit!’? More like…’Oh F*ck!’”

Nell will straight up fucking murder you if you don't make that vig payment.
Jodie Foster Directing A Sort-Of Female ‘Sopranos’
Tuesday, August 14 by

“Quit bustin’ my labia.”

Chubby Michael Phelps.
‘Parks And Recreation’ Gets You Excited With Some Olympics-Themed Promos
Monday, August 13 by

Yes, I know the Olympics are over, but it’s ‘Parks and Rec’, so we cut them some slack.

They're already pretty much there anyway.
CNN Might Feature Some Non-News Shows To Boost Its Lousy News-y Ratings
Monday, August 13 by

I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.

The 5 Best British Drama Shows You Haven’t Seen
Friday, August 10 by Frost

The Brits know how to tell some great stories that will make you a junkie for the tension before the first episode ends. Seriousness abounds, villains are everywhere, and the…

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Mulder And Scully Are Boinking Now
Thursday, August 9 by

In all fairness, they could be under mind control.

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‘Star Trek: TNG’ Cast Sings ‘Call Me, Maybe’ Because Reasons
Wednesday, August 8 by

Sing it, Data!

6 Apocalypse TV Shows That Will Have You On The Edge Of Your Seat
Wednesday, August 8 by Jericho

Stories of the apocalypse and its aftermath have been around since "The Epic of Gilgamesh," so it isn't any surprise that apocalypse TV shows are popular. These shows usually only…

Let's hope he doesn't own that tux outright.
Jimmy Fallon Will Not Giggle His Way Through The Oscars
Wednesday, August 8 by

ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.

5 Sketch Comedy Shows That Aren’t Saturday Night Live
Friday, August 3 by Joseph Gibson

NBC's sketch comedy institution "Saturday Night Live" is such a fixture on TV that for many people it's the first and last word in sketch comedy. This would be unfortunate,…

"Boop!"
Vince Vaughn Is Producing A ‘Brady Bunch’ Reboot For CBS. (I Swear To God, That’s What The News Is Saying.)
Wednesday, August 1 by

It will be just like the old one, only way less original!

Is he even awake? Somebody poke him with a stick.
Dan Harmon Chasing Deals At Fox And CBS After ‘Community’
Wednesday, August 1 by

But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.

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Let’s Trip Balls With Bob Ross Remixed
Thursday, July 26 by

This is your world. You’re the creator. There are no limits here.

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‘Powers’ Still A Priority For FX
Thursday, July 26 by

Waiting sucks.

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Dan Harmon Is In Talks To Be Unappreciated At Fox
Thursday, July 26 by

This is either going to be brilliant, or brilliant but cancelled.

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Jughead Jones Rapping Makes My Ovaries Hurty
Thursday, July 19 by

Lock up your daughters. Seriously.

Arya will have her revenge.
Your 2012 Emmy Nominees Are… Exactly Who You’d Expect
Thursday, July 19 by

Just put it with the others.