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A Bunch Of Actors And Shows Won Emmys
Monday, September 24 by

With congrats to Tom Berenger AND Tom Bergeron.

I like him better when his hair is sheveled. It makes me much more combobulated.
Fox And Seth MacFarlane To Collaborate For The Millionth Time
Friday, September 21 by

The writers of ‘Ted’ are also involved, so no need to introduce everyone to each other.

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‘The Office’ Casts Stephen Colbert As Broccoli Rob
Friday, September 21 by

He’s the only man who could live up to the legend.

Classic del Toro, all right.
Guillermo Del Toro’s Involvement Makes The Idea Of FX’s New Vampire Drama Somehow Palatable
Thursday, September 20 by

I should be frothing at the mouth in anger after hearing “vampire drama.”

Gandolfini, demonstrating less-than-spectacular dexterity.
HBO, Missing James Gandolfini’s Labored Breathing, Recruits Him For ‘Criminal Justice’
Thursday, September 20 by

HBO is ready to take him out of their freezer.

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Tupac and Tony Danza Were Besties
Wednesday, September 19 by

Whose next? Ol Dirty and John Ritter?

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Mr. Wizard, Not A Fan Of Children
Tuesday, September 18 by

More damning evidence that this guy was a serious dick.

Who's the real animal here? (It's still the monkey.)
PETA Not Crazy About NBC’s ‘Animal Practice’
Tuesday, September 18 by

It didn’t help that the pilot was just 23 minutes of a guy stomping on kittens.

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Jim Gaffigan To Provide His Own G-Rated ‘Louie’ To CBS
Monday, September 17 by

It’s too bad ‘According to Jim’ is taken.

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7 Funniest School-Related Sitcoms
Thursday, September 13 by

With apologies to ‘Drexell’s Class’…

An original premise might warm you up, Bret.
Bret Easton Ellis To Pen A Monster Teen Drama For The CW
Thursday, September 13 by

It sounds a lot like a lot of other things. Like, A LOT of other things.

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Conan Auditions Wives a la Tom Cruise
Wednesday, September 12 by

Which is creepier, Scientology or red hair?

They might want to update the wardrobe a little.
Bravo Is Adapting/Rebooting/Whatevering ‘Heathers’ Into A TV Show
Wednesday, September 12 by

“I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!”

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Chelsea Handler Was Attacked By A Sea Lion
Wednesday, September 12 by

Everybody’s a critic.

One of these things is not like the other.
NBC Skips 9/11 Observance To Discuss Kardashian Boob Job
Tuesday, September 11 by

It’s not even a hot Kardashian’s boob job. It’s the mom’s. Gross.

8 Of The Most Dispicable TV Villains In History
Monday, September 10 by Tony Dayton
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Here’s Those Pictures Of Jimmy Kimmel Dressed As The Dowager Countess That Your Penis Ordered
Friday, September 7 by

He should stick to dressing up like Jimmy Kimmel.

GET BIGGER HANDS.
This Week In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Wants To Give Cee-Lo A Sitcom
Friday, September 7 by

It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

The 6 Best High School Shows Ever Made
Thursday, September 6 by Sasha Moody

High school—you either loved it, or couldn’t wait for it to end. Whatever the case it was a huge chunk of your adolescent life that should not be forgotten. If…

The 7 Greatest TV Heroes Of All Time
Wednesday, September 5 by Sasha Moody

In a world full of villains where evil never seems to die, we know that the only thing to help us find the light are our heroes. They help people…

Drink responsibly, bitch.
Handicapping The Odds For ‘Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes
Wednesday, September 5 by

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

Pictured: Godjira
Arrested Development Episodes To Serve As ‘Act One’ Of The Movie
Tuesday, September 4 by

I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.

He's still not taking Frankie Muniz's calls.
’30 Rock’ Is About To Get Cranston’d. HARD.
Tuesday, September 4 by

Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.

His words are as pointed as his face.
Benedict Cumberbatch Is As Suspicious Of CBS’ ‘Elementary’ As We Are
Thursday, August 30 by

When it comes to contemporary Sherlock Holmes adaptations, Benedict Cumberbatch is the one who knocks.

What the fuck are you looking at, Charlie Sheen?
‘Anger Management’ Gets Automatically Picked Up For 90 More Episodes. Yup. 90.
Wednesday, August 29 by

It took ‘Arrested Development’ six years to get ten more.

Pretend the green dude is Shawn Ryan.
Eddie Murphy And Shawn Ryan Shopping Around ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV Show
Wednesday, August 29 by

I don’t know if my knee-jerk reaction is supposed to be love or hate.

This is either Jay Leno or Jimmy Kimmel. It's hard to tell.
‘Shit On Jay Leno’ Week Continues With Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘F*ck Him’
Tuesday, August 28 by

He must not have seen “Jaywalking.”

Just like in my dream...
Howard Stern Calls Jay Leno A ‘Spineless Maggot’, Upsets Fragile NBC
Monday, August 27 by

I never knew him to be one to speak his mind at the expense of decorum. How odd.

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The Dwight Schrute ‘Office’ Spinoff Hasn’t Cast His Little Brother: FALSE!
Monday, August 27 by

Perhaps this isn’t clear. They cast his brother.

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All The Ass-Beatings Of The 60′s ‘Batman’ In One Convenient Video
Friday, August 24 by

Violence has come a long way since the 1960′s.