It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.
A 19 year-old got disillusioned? That almost never happens!
I’m feeling a lot of confusing feelings right now.
In all fairness, you’ve hardly met the world if you’ve only banged one person.
I dare you to write a logline for this.
Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.
As a second accuser comes forward.
Straight outta Bayside.
Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.
No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.
Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.
He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.
Say it to his face, I dare you.
It’s hard for directors and writers to create a clever movie twist. It’s got to come out of nowhere, yet have traces in the story that’s just been. It…
George Lucas hasn’t done anything right for a while. Not since creating the greatest trilogy ever anyway. After that he tried to increase their awesomeness with three asinine
Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.
This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”
Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.
Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.
I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.
Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.
It’s not about life at the Post Office.
I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.
I would also like to pitch in.
Eat your onions.
This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!