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Elmo Allegedly Banged A Kid
Monday, November 12 by

Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.

Snark aside, it's pictures like this that make 'Parks and Rec' so easy to love.
Joe Biden Fans Rejoice!: The VP Will Appear On ‘Parks And Recreation’
Thursday, November 8 by

He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.

To be fair, most mimes with that much makeup are probably gay.
‘Everybody Loves Draven’…Do You?
Wednesday, November 7 by

Say it to his face, I dare you.

I hope the show is titled, 'Calling Saul' and features David Boreanz in a supporting role.
Bob Odenkirk Doesn’t Extinguish ‘Breaking Bad’ Spinoff Rumors, Gets Our Hopes Way Up
Tuesday, November 6 by

HUELL OR GTFO.

8 Of the Worst Movie Plot Twists of All Time
Saturday, November 3 by Gregory Wakeman

  It’s hard for directors and writers to create a clever movie twist. It’s got to come out of nowhere, yet have traces in the story that’s just been. It…

Star Wars The Clone Wars Episodes
Friday, November 2 by Gregory Wakeman

George Lucas hasn’t done anything right for a while. Not since creating the greatest trilogy ever anyway. After that he tried to increase their awesomeness with three asinine prequels that…

Oops.
‘Mythbusters’ Will Put ‘Breaking Bad’ Events To The Test
Friday, November 2 by

Breaking Busted.

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Adjust Nerd Boners To Ouch: Tricia Helfer & Katee Sackhoff Made A Calendar
Thursday, November 1 by

Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.

Should I ask if I can crash in his plot for a few days until my rent check clears, or would that be tacky?
We Still Haven’t Gotten Around To Burying ‘The Jeffersons’ Star Sherman Hemsley
Tuesday, October 30 by

This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”

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Nick Offerman Is ‘Axe Cop’
Tuesday, October 30 by

Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.

He looks...overwhelmed.
NBC Is Not Going Forward With The Dwight Schrute Spinoff
Tuesday, October 30 by

Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.

Nobody beats Braff in a staring contest. Nobody.
Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’
Monday, October 29 by

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

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Adult Swim Picks Up Dan Harmon Series
Monday, October 29 by

Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.

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Even Brian Baumgartner Is Getting His Own Post-’Office’ Show
Friday, October 26 by

It’s not about life at the Post Office.

I'll give someone a nickel if they can sort of convince me they met Yeti in a bar one time.
Spike TV Offering $10MM To Anyone Who Can Prove The Existence Of Bigfoot
Thursday, October 25 by

I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.

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Stephen Colbert Has An Offer For Donald Trump
Thursday, October 25 by

I would also like to pitch in.

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Nick Offerman Offers Moustache Growing Tips
Wednesday, October 24 by

Eat your onions.

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CBS Bringing Us A Sitcom About Aging Grunge-Rocker Parents
Tuesday, October 23 by

This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!

You love him. Admit it.
‘Everyone Loves Draven’ FINALLY Mashes Up ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ And ‘The Crow’
Tuesday, October 23 by

Does he have a nasally, gangly older brother, though?

Sadly, Damien Lewis didn't get the parts the parts he auditioned for, as he was seen as far to old to be a Newsie or a Swing Kid.
The Sky Is Blue And ‘Homeland’ Got Renewed
Monday, October 22 by

I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.

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Rob Riggle’s Freakouts Now A Thumping Dance Track
Monday, October 22 by

It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.

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Lena Dunham Apologizes To Canada Over Murder-Rape Joke
Monday, October 22 by

Canada has yet to apologize for Justin Bieber.

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The Presidential Town Hall Debate Gets Autotuned
Thursday, October 18 by

Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?

This screengrab will do nicely.
Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch
Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.
Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It
Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

He's disheveled from banging all of our moms.
Nick Swanson To Strip For Charity
Wednesday, October 17 by

You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.

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“Honey Boo Boo” Reads Christopher Walken Quotes
Wednesday, October 17 by

We reverse engineered last week’s show. The results are horrifying.

Goddamn, Jay-Z is a cool guy.
Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks
Tuesday, October 16 by

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.

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‘Mockingbird Lane’ Actually Looks Pretty Good
Monday, October 15 by

Brilliant-but-prematurely-canceled.

It's the "Emma Watson" setting on Instagram, I believe.
Season Two Of HBO’s ‘Girls’ Will Premiere In January, Says Lena Dunham
Monday, October 15 by

It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.