Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.
He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.
Say it to his face, I dare you.
It’s hard for directors and writers to create a clever movie twist. It’s got to come out of nowhere, yet have traces in the story that’s just been. It…
George Lucas hasn’t done anything right for a while. Not since creating the greatest trilogy ever anyway. After that he tried to increase their awesomeness with three asinine prequels that…
Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.
This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”
Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.
Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.
I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.
Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.
It’s not about life at the Post Office.
I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.
I would also like to pitch in.
Eat your onions.
This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!
Does he have a nasally, gangly older brother, though?
I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.
It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.
Canada has yet to apologize for Justin Bieber.
Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?
Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!
The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.
You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.
We reverse engineered last week’s show. The results are horrifying.
In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.
It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.