If ever there was pressure to be funny…
If you like smelling good and watching weirdo shit, have we got a product for you.
Dude, just buy a commemorative sweatshirt or something.
It was cold, crowded, and banal.
The ‘Fresh Prince’ uncle was 68.
Pay attention, Jeremy Lin.
Sadly, it doesn’t involve him stranded on an island.
If there’s one thing that kids love, it’s a whoddunit.
This mystery person is doing God’s work.
I’m sure free speech would have been taught at the VIce Presidential Boot Camp, had she gotten the nod.
The joke here is that Paul Rudd wasn’t even in ‘Mac and Me’.
Now we should all complain about not having Ferraris.
And all it took was several firings and a trip beyond the Darkest Timeline.
Good news for people who like awesome things.
That’s what she said.
Also, there’s a channel called “Sportsman Channel.”
Audiences never got comfortable with their winter sun being so low. They like their suns higher and more summer-y.
That was a rough few weeks.
It’s about a guy named Saul, and he warrants phone calls. More to follow…
It’s not wise to sleep in during the zombie apocalypse.
It will be called ‘Wolfman’.
Spend twenty minutes with the man!
His spirit can never be tethered.
He never finished that novel, did he?
You’re not fooling anyone, Joffrey.
A cool peek behind-the-scenes.
He didn’t nail it.
I always get him confused with Ryan Lochte.
We all have sociopath bosses, except for me. My editor is a saint.