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Smile, Walt!!!
‘Breaking Bad’ Got Its Highest Ratings Ever Last Night
Monday, August 12 by

Maybe they’ll add a few seasons in light of this news.

No image really conveyed the type of gorgeous morons I had in mind, so here's the CBS logo.
CBS Inverts The ‘Big Bang Theory’ Premise To Appeal To Dumb People
Monday, August 12 by

Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.

Old Carrie's had a rough go of it.
‘Homeland’ Season 3 Trailer Has Lots Of Sad People
Monday, August 12 by

Looks like a lot of healing is going on.

They'll see you for your polyps now.
Want A ‘Wizard Of Oz’-Inspired Medical Drama? CBS Will Give You One, You Weirdo.
Monday, August 12 by

I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.

The man, the myth, the outfit.
Tonight Jay Leno Gives Up The ‘Tonight Show’ Throne
Monday, August 12 by

NBC chin-rounder will find him or herself out of a job tomorrow.

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Caption This Pic And Win $145 Prize Pack From ’2 Guns’
Thursday, August 8 by

Think you’re funny? Prove it, and win $145 prize pack from Universal Pictures’s 2 Guns. All you have to do is leave a caption for the following pic, and you’re…

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Stephen Colbert Blasts Pitchfork For Accusing His Publicity Stunt Of Being A Publicity Stunt
Thursday, August 8 by

Even though it totally was.

Whoa. Is she like, 12?
‘Two And A Half Men’ Has A New Half-Man. And It’s A Young Lesbian. Shocking.
Thursday, August 8 by

Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.

Pretty cool looking, actually.
Russel Simmons Gives The Kids What They Want. What They Want Is Apparently A Cartoon About The Harlem Renaissance.
Wednesday, August 7 by

Exciting stuff!

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And Now Walter White Replaced With A Pug
Wednesday, August 7 by

“Yo, Mr. White’s a dog, bitch.”

Pretty sweet, chief.
Universal Studios (Orlando) Adds A Duff Beer Garden And Lard Lad Donuts To Its Roster Of ‘Simpsons’ Eateries
Tuesday, August 6 by

The best thing in Florida since Limp Bizkit left.

You've got a drum on your back, sir.
Mumford And Sons Have A New Video With Jason Bateman, Jason Sudekis, Will Forte, And Ed Helms
Tuesday, August 6 by

Can these guys be a band now?

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I Prefer ‘Star Trek’ As Voiced By The Cast Of ‘Archer’
Monday, August 5 by

This took long enough.

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‘Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical’
Monday, August 5 by

This!

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Almost Everyone Is Leaving ‘American Idol’ (And J. Lo Is Coming Back)
Monday, August 5 by

Bad news for the three people in the overlapping Venn Diagram circles of “Screen Junkies readers” and “American Idol fans”: It would appear that the show you’ve grown to tolerate…

An expression as serious as his name is goofy.
New ‘Sherlock’ Teaser Fires Us Up For A Whopping Three More Episodes
Monday, August 5 by

To be fair, they’re really long episodes!

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‘Walking Dead’ Featurette Promises Zombies Out The Butt
Friday, August 2 by

Hopefully also plot development and characters making good decisions.

Billy Crystal will get another 365 days in the cryo-vac.
Ellen Degeneres To Host 2014 Oscars, Hathaway/Franco Snubbed For Third Consecutive Year
Friday, August 2 by

She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.

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Whatever These Bizarre Korean Commercials Are Selling, I’m Buying
Friday, August 2 by

RoboCop is like Ronald McDonald over there!

Here's Buffett conspiring to expand his meth empire with a well-known Albuquerque drug dealer.
Billionaire Warren Buffett Loves ‘Breaking Bad’, Is Therefore A Secret Meth Kingpin HImself
Thursday, August 1 by

This is tantamount to Buffett confessing to meth trafficking.

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Screen Junkies Show: The Idiot’s Guide To ‘Breaking Bad’
Thursday, August 1 by

A quick re-up before Sunday’s premiere.

It's hard to look casual with a scrotum that big.
TLC Is Seriously Developing A Show Based Around A Man With An Enormous Nutsack
Wednesday, July 31 by

In the name of science…

Open your eyes, Hugh. No one's that soulful.
Dr. House To Travel The U.S., Singing The Blues
Wednesday, July 31 by

He’s got the gimp-leg blues!

All he needs is a spinning bow tie, the huckster!
Noted Funnyman And Rib-Tickler Phillip Seymour Hoffman To Bring The Yuks To A Showtime Series
Tuesday, July 30 by

He’s going to play a man facing irrelevance and obsolescence! Classic PSH!

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‘Breaking Bad’ Final Season Trailer Is Poetry
Tuesday, July 30 by

Literally.

If you're looking for sponsors, we're sorry, but Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
‘The Simpsons’ Will Find Their Way To Cable…In Reruns
Tuesday, July 30 by

Because ‘Simpsons’ reruns are something that have been in very short supply over the past 20 years.

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Patrick Stewart Can’t Get His Sh*t Together In ‘Star Trek: TNG’ Blooper Reel
Monday, July 29 by

Also: Giggling Worf

My God, he's mostly hair!
Sam Elliott To Play Ron Swanson’s Doppelganger On ‘Parks And Recretation’
Monday, July 29 by

Perhaps one of many Eagleton versions of Panweeans.

Less Red Lobster. More writing.
HBO Execs Tell George R. R. Martin To Move His Ass
Monday, July 29 by

Get the lead out!

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Supercut: Movie References In ‘The Simpsons’
Friday, July 26 by

If they tried this with ‘Family Guy’, the editing software would break.