He’s probably not even a real captain.
I hope they don’t kill off Homer.
Amazingly well, I might add.
Notice I said “man” and not, “picky seven-year old.”
He’s a man of great taste.
Did anyone make Dave Franco apologize for ‘Bad Neighbors’ before doing this?
Unless Rihanna and Chris Brown do a rendition of “Proud Mary” together, this will probably be pretty underwhelming.
Starring Val Kilmer and Slash. Hopefully.
It’s a mystery.
No word yet whether or not the creators of Greg the Bunny will turn this into a threeway sue-off.
And his own underwear line.
We’ll all laugh about this when these companies disappear in five years.
Whether it’s Piranhacondas, Gatoroids, or Mansquitos, the Syfy channel has become the foremost creator of poorly-rendered monstrosities. Conan will fit right in.
He could be anywhere at anytime.
Can he live up to the rich cinematic history of SpikeTV?
It belongs in a museum.
A pretty dubious distinction, but cool nonetheless.
I guess “gritty” is just another word for handsome.
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Shoehorned cameos don’t equal prestige.
Despite all the unbecoming news stories, it’s hard to stay away from this guy.
Okay, so we don’t have the technical ones, but come on!
If that headline doesn’t make any sense: Someone tried to poison Daenerys with wine.
Game over, crime.
This season promises to be super gross.