Are they sure it’s not called ‘Skinny Pete’? It’s ‘Skinny Pete’, right?
What are you waiting for? Get on Comedy Central and say it!
This will either be very funny or VERY boring.
To be fair, it wasn’t entirely his choice.
“My biggest weakness is that I frequently lose purses. But my biggest strength is that I always get them back.”
The results were real and they were spectacular.
Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.
A little something for the ladies.
They’re spoiling the broth!
I wouldn’t be surprised if they did this without Totino’s permission.
From here on out, things are gonna get nasty.
The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.
It’s as if she’s one of the several million people who don’t watch Cinemax.
They lied to their kids about eating all their candy. Really nice work, parents.
This clip promises that the Girls might be less terrible, but still unhappy.
There’s so much to make fun of!
And that date is…
Ugh. The show draaags and draaaaaags on. We’re pretty frustrated with the final season so far.
A glimpse into Johnny Depp’s future.
I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.
It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.
Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.
It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.
His methods seem sound.
I hope they satirize the goings-on!
Looking forward to seeing their legendary sense of humor on display!
I will give $5 to anyone who can tell me what Pitbull actually does.
Maybe wear underwear next time.
Does this mean we’ll finally stop reporting ‘True Detective’ casting news and rumors? HAHAHAHAHA. F*ck no.