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Bryan Cranston To Produce Crime Drama ‘Sneaky Pete’ On CBS
Tuesday, November 11 by

Are they sure it’s not called ‘Skinny Pete’? It’s ‘Skinny Pete’, right?

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Amy Schumer Won Us All The Right To Say ‘P*ssy’ On Comedy Central
Monday, November 10 by

What are you waiting for? Get on Comedy Central and say it!

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Willie Nelson Has A Variety Show Waiting For Us
Monday, November 10 by

This will either be very funny or VERY boring.

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Aaron Sorkin Is Done Writing For Television
Monday, November 10 by

To be fair, it wasn’t entirely his choice.

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Titty Chips And White Power Suits: Time For ‘Broad City’ Season Two
Monday, November 10 by

“My biggest weakness is that I frequently lose purses. But my biggest strength is that I always get them back.”

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Keira Knightley Posed Topless to Protest…Something…We Can’t Remember What [NSFW]
Friday, November 7 by

The results were real and they were spectacular.

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FOX Isn’t Sure If You’re ‘Smarter Than A 5th Grader’, Wants To Check Again
Friday, November 7 by

Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.

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‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s’ Carl Is Dripping Juices For Carl’s Jr.
Friday, November 7 by

A little something for the ladies.

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There Are Too Many Cooks In Adult Swim’s ‘Too Many Cooks’
Thursday, November 6 by

They’re spoiling the broth!

My mouth's watering just thinking about them!
Because They Know Their Audience, Tim And Eric Made A Crazy Totino’s Pizza Rolls Ad
Thursday, November 6 by

I wouldn’t be surprised if they did this without Totino’s permission.

They're talking about tinted glasses, I bet.
U2 Sets A Residency For ‘Tonight Show’ Because All The Cool Bands Have Residencies
Wednesday, November 5 by

Real original, U2.

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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “What a Piece of Work Is Man”
Wednesday, November 5 by

From here on out, things are gonna get nasty.

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ABC Went Immediately From ‘Charlie Brown’ To A ‘Scandal’ Sex Scene, And It Was Hilarious
Tuesday, November 4 by

The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.

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Cinemax Producers Allowed To Sue Actress Who Wouldn’t Show Her Boobs
Tuesday, November 4 by

It’s as if she’s one of the several million people who don’t watch Cinemax.

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Parents Continue To Torment Their Kids On Halloween, All For Jimmy Kimmel
Tuesday, November 4 by

They lied to their kids about eating all their candy. Really nice work, parents.

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HBO’s ‘Girls’ Offers Up A 4th Season Preview That Will Make Us Fall In Hate With Lena Dunham All Over Again
Monday, November 3 by

This clip promises that the Girls might be less terrible, but still unhappy.

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John Oliver, Nick Offerman, And Jon Benjamin Make Fun Of Home Depot And Lowe’s
Monday, November 3 by

There’s so much to make fun of!

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‘The Colbert Report’ Has Set A Date For Its Final Show *Tear*
Friday, October 31 by

And that date is…

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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “The Separation of Crows” (Season 7 / Episode 8)
Thursday, October 30 by

Ugh. The show draaags and draaaaaags on. We’re pretty frustrated with the final season so far.

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Christopher Walken’s Face Though: ‘Peter Pan Live!’ First Look
Thursday, October 30 by

A glimpse into Johnny Depp’s future.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Actors Receive ‘Huge’ Raise For Seasons 5 And 6
Thursday, October 30 by

I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.

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Hulu To Bring Us The Jason Reitman Series ‘Casual’
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.

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Netflix To Give Us 21 Episodes Of A Live Action ‘Richie Rich’
Thursday, October 30 by

Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.

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We’ve Got Some Hodor And Bran ‘Game Of Thrones’ News, And A Picture Of Hodor In A Christmas Sweater
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.

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Jim Carrey Tested David Letterman For Ebola; Letterman Comes Up Negative
Thursday, October 30 by

His methods seem sound.

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Colbert And Stewart To Return With More Election Night Coverage
Wednesday, October 29 by

I hope they satirize the goings-on!

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Metallica Granted One-Week Residency With Craig Ferguson Because…Whatever, He’s Done Soon
Wednesday, October 29 by

Looking forward to seeing their legendary sense of humor on display!

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Pitbull To Develop Two Reality Programs For Us. Yay!
Tuesday, October 28 by

I will give $5 to anyone who can tell me what Pitbull actually does.

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The Gang Gets Launched Into Space In Epic ‘Always Sunny’ Promo
Tuesday, October 28 by

Maybe wear underwear next time.

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Taylor Kitsch Announces He’s Joining The Cast Of ‘True Detective’, Thus Fulfilling The Prophecy
Monday, October 27 by

Does this mean we’ll finally stop reporting ‘True Detective’ casting news and rumors? HAHAHAHAHA. F*ck no.

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