Drug dealers should keep a lower profile.
Dude. Last night’s Mega Millions drawing boasted a $355 million jackpot, and a piece of that could have gone to you if you played the numbers from ‘Lost.’
To pursue one’s dream is noble. To purse one’s dream and subsequently eat sh*t on national television is nothing less than traumatic.
“Bob’s Burgers” won’t be the best show on Fox’s Sunday night Animation Domination, but it’s better than “American Dad” or “The Cleveland Show.”
We all thought that James Van Der Beek’s best days were behind him, but we were all terrible, rotten fools.
Pepsi has won the war to inundate Simon Cowell’s new talent show, “The X Factor,” with their iconic branding. Tough titties, Coke.
Machete may not text, but he does shill ice tea. In this commercial for Lipton Brisk, a claymation Machete, voiced by Danny Trejo, summarizes the entire plot of his movie in one minute.
Everyone’s got to start somewhere. For visionary director Guillermo Del Toro, somewhere was the set of a Mexican Alka-Seltzer commercial back in 1991.
Natascha McElhone has been entertaining you for quite a while now. A long-time fixture in television and movies, the “Californication” star has been around the block more than once.
Get some juicy intel from Det. Sammy Bryant himself.
If some of the dedicated viewers require a preview of Hank Moody’s debaucherous new shenanigans, I provide a detailed account of the upcoming season premiere.
An actress since age four, Shiri Appleby kicked off her career with a series of cereal commercials and daytime television appearances.
In this clip from the upcoming Jan. 5th episode of “Modern Family,” James Marsden takes a dip in Mitchell and Cam’s jacuzzi. The gay couple is first alarmed by the intruder, but then notice that he has abs.
For those unfamiliar with Conan O’Brien’s lengthy rundown of supporting characters and sometimes-sidekicks, the agile fellow in the following video is professional stuntman and stand-up comedian Steven Ho.
A series of sketches featuring Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein centering on different aspects of Portland, OR. It’s all really obvious and it feels like improv topics that were contrived to be funny, but not actually inspired.
Seems like a good show, alternately hard to take yet fascinating. It’s about the Gallagher family dealing with poverty and alcoholism, but to make it salaciously entertaining, they have more wild shenanigans than depressing despair.
Showtime sent out the first seven episodes of their new comedy “Episodes,” which is the entire first season. It certainly gets better once you get past the plodding set-up, but never good enough to add to your DVR queue.
Gabrielle Anwar plays one helluva stone-faced killer.
If there are two things you can count on “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” for, it’s laughs and date rape defense tactics. This quick promo delivers both.
Are you a sci-fi dork who’s been jonesing for a good alien-invasion series ever since BSG went off the air? Or maybe you’re a right-wing gun nut who’s looking for a healthier outlet for your paranoid survivalist fantasies. Either way, the “Falling Skies” trailer is for you.
“Southland” is back with thrilling TV action, but it’s not really the action that makes the show.
Don’t let the government see you cross it.
It takes a lot to be Hugh Hefner’s number one girl: Talent, dedication, hotness, passion, more hotness, and the ability to change out a catheter bag every now and then.
In honor of the DVD and Blu-ray release of “Family Guy: It’s A Trap!,’ we have a clip for our dear readers.
Damian Lewis has been cast in Showtime’s “Homeland” as a soldier who returns home after ten years in Iraqi prison. He’ll star opposite the totally-believable-as-a-CIA-agent Claire Danes, who will be playing a CIA agent.
In this insane outtake from the popular 80’s TV show, the puppet can be seen cursing, simulating coke use, and dropping racial slurs. (NSFW)
“Jersey Shore” has once again proven too powerful for the Valtrex of good taste, and will return to airwaves for a third season.
Chances are you haven’t seen a whole lot of Ali Cobrin yet.
So while most Americans are struggling to make ends meet this holiday season, Morgan is out there buying new organs. Typical Hollywood.
Pills, cigarettes, sex dolls, and holes dug in the backyard. It’s the closest we’ll ever get to a Charlie Sheen reality show.