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Chuck Lorre Is Out This Bitch
Tuesday, March 1 by

Chuck Lorre just quit the “pukefest that everyone worships” via a rambling, humorless vanity card. His style is consistent if nothing else.

Links Away: The Colin’s Speech
Monday, February 28 by

Few people were aware before last night, but Colin Firth happens to suffer the exact same speaking impediment as his character in The King’s Speech.

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The Craziest Charlie Sheen Quotes So Far
Monday, February 28 by

From the morning talk shows, to TMZ, to E! Online, “Good-Time Charlie” has been regaling the common man with tales of his wondrous lifestyle, while at the same time, delivering violent warnings to his enemies.

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HBO Gets Medieval With ‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer
Monday, February 28 by

“Then it’s agreed. We’re going to do a show based on “Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament.”

Uncle Jesse Being Courted To Replace Uncle Charlie On ‘Men’
Monday, February 28 by

John Stamos is being courted by Les Moonves to step in as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on “Two and a Half Men.”

Showtime Renews Shows About Shows And Alcoholism
Monday, February 28 by

‘Shameless’ and ‘Episodes’ will both be returning for second seasons.

Charlie Sheen Wants CBS To Lick His Feet
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Jimmy Kimmel Convinces Beautiful Actresses To Hump
Monday, February 28 by

It seems as if he approached some of Hollywood’s most beautiful actresses and said “be in my comedy video! You’ll pantomime having sex with a yoga ball!” And those actresses all said yes.

FX To Get ‘Powers’
Saturday, February 26 by

FX finally realizes that superheroes are awesome.

Don Johnson Finally Becomes ‘A. Mann’ For NBC
Friday, February 25 by

Don Johnson is sailing back into network TV waters. Now he’s trading his trademark white suit for whatever it is not-gay Beverly Hills hairdressers wear.

Multiple James Francos Converge On ‘General Hospital’
Friday, February 25 by

“Oscars” James Franco meets Art Gallery James Franco meets Evil “General Hospital” James Franco.

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Sheen Continues Making Threats From His Island
Friday, February 25 by

Charles Sheen’s descent into madness from his tropical island paradise continues.

Joel McHale Talks Spirit Award Nominees And ‘Community’ Daddy Issues
Friday, February 25 by

Even a host has his favorites.

Leaked ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finale Wraps Everything Up In A Neat, Little Package
Friday, February 25 by

CBS foresaw the problem potential of hanging the livelihoods of hundreds on a raving madman and decided to get a series finale in the can in case of Sheenmergency.

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5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’
Friday, February 25 by

Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.

Take Donald Glover Seriously As A Rapper
Friday, February 25 by

Community star Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, raps in an empty warehouse in this non-comedy music video.

Johnny Depp Wants To Bring His Favorite Books To The Screen
Friday, February 25 by

Looks like Johnny Depp would like to move away from playing roles that require silly hats.

Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’
Thursday, February 24 by

Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.

‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!
Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

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Try To Have Trey Parker And Matt Stone Killed, Go To Jail For 25 Years
Thursday, February 24 by

This might be the stiffest price a person has ever paid for not getting a joke.

American Idol Introduces Online Voting, Chocolate Rain Guy Curses Under His Breath
Thursday, February 24 by

Get your mouse finger ready.

A Few Details About Ryan Murphy’s Super-Secret ‘American Horror Story’
Thursday, February 24 by

“Glee’s” Ryan Murphy and his “Nip/Tuck” partner Brad Falchuk have been pretty tight-lipped about their new FX pilot “American Horror Story.” There’s been no word on plot or genre. All we’ve had to go on is the cheery and optimistic sounding title. Until now.

R.I.P. Justin Tennison From ‘Deadliest Catch’
Wednesday, February 23 by

Discovery Channel star Justin Tennison was found dead in an Alaska hotel room.

Fans Attempt To Buy The Rights To ‘Firefly’, Establish Whedonism As Religion
Wednesday, February 23 by

“Firefly” fans are hardcore and extremely unwilling to find a new thing to obsess over.

Jes Macallan
Tuesday, February 22 by

Jes Macallan’s acting career is less than three years old and fewer than eight roles deep, but she’s already found herself at the center of the Hollywood gossip machine on more than one occassion.

Spirits, Lock Your Doors
Saturday, February 19 by

Hide your ghost kids, hide your ghost wife.

Fox Orders Rob Corddry Pilot By ‘Party Down’ Creator, Destined For Hilariousness, Low Ratings
Friday, February 18 by

I think potential hardcore fans are already planning the “save this show” campaign, for when it inevitably gets cancelled too soon.

Mushmouth Is Going To Pull Through
Friday, February 18 by

At the beginning of the week, we all wondered what caused reporter Serene Branson to sound like a “Twin Peaks” dream sequence during her Grammys recap. Now, Branson describes what happened in her own words. This time in English, please!

‘American Idol’ Recrap: Solo Night
Friday, February 18 by

I’m not sure what to make of “American Idol.” With only 100 contestants left, most of the people I hate have been sent home. And since I’m incapable of love, I feel empty and alone, much like the 50 losers from last night’s “solo night” show.

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