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‘Community’ Plans Stop-Motion Holiday Episode
Friday, November 19 by

Remember the classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” Christmas special with the herky-jerky animation? If you don’t, you’re a communist. Even so, you might appreciate that “Community” is planning a similar stop-motion animation holiday spoof.

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Links Away: Alec Baldwin Loves $6 Meals
Thursday, November 18 by

Alec Baldwin can’t get enough of Wegman’s homecooked $6 meals. This awkward commercial proves it. How much did they have to pay Baldwin to agree to this awful campaign? It had to be upwards of 10,000 homecooked $6 meals.

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This Is Not a Dream: CBS Kills ‘Medium’ Mid-Season
Thursday, November 18 by

Bad news for people who like bad television. CBS has canceled Patricia Arquette’s supernatural thriller, “Medium.”

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Links Away: TJ Hooker vs. ‘Shit My Dad Says’ Shatner
Wednesday, November 17 by

A side-by-side comparison of hood slides by two television characters portrayed by William Shatner. 28 years later and he’s still got the moves.

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Fox Developing Ghost Cops and Ghost Lawyers Show
Wednesday, November 17 by

Director Gore Verbinski and writer Terry Rossio are turning the crime procedurial on its ass. They’re putting a supernatural twist on the cop/legal drama, setting up “Magical Law” at Fox. The title makes me think more of wizards than ghosts, not that that would be any less ridiculous.

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Sarah Drew
Wednesday, November 17 by

As the latest actress to join the cast of ABC’s “Grey’s Anatomy,” Sarah Drew is officially the show’s rookie pretend doctor.

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Playboy TV to Mock Lonely Men with Shows Aimed at Couples
Wednesday, November 17 by

In order to avoid waking mother, most viewers will be watching with the audio off. This makes it difficult to say whether they will notice the ‘couple friendly’ intent of the programs. After all, these are the same people who haven’t yet noticed that boobies are free on the Internet.

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Emma Bell
Tuesday, November 16 by

Apparently Emma Bell jives well with horror. Currently portraying a survivor of the zombie apocalypse in AMC’s “The Walking Dead,” Bell will take on the role of Death’s leading female target in the fifth installment of the Final Destination series next year.

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Guillermo Del Toro Smash TV Norms With ‘Hulk’ Series
Tuesday, November 16 by

Guillermo del Toro is attaching himself to another project instead of actually shooting another project. This time the director is teaming up with “Battlestar Galactica” executive producer David Eick to create a new TV series version of “The Hulk” for ABC and Marvel.

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New Promo For ‘The Cape’ Features A Pretty Impressive Cape
Tuesday, November 16 by

NBC has been running this new promo for their mid-season series “The Cape” in anticipation of its January 9th premiere. It looks fun in a goofy kinda way. Like Darkman without the crazy parts or compound fractures.

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MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’ Doesn’t Look Annoying/Crappy
Monday, November 15 by

Here we have an early look at MTV’s “Teen Wolf” series, and it looks pretty good. By that, I mean it doesn’t look too much like Twilight. And there are crossbows.

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‘The Walking Dead’ Recap: Tell It to the Frogs S1E3
Monday, November 15 by

Welcome to the mobile edition of the weekly “Walking Dead” post. Why mobile? Because I’m sitting in an airport writing on my phone, watching on my iPad. Hence, no pics and probably plenty of typos (which my editor had better had fixed).

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Michaela Conlin
Friday, November 12 by

If you follow the weekly procedural escapades of Fox’s “Bones” you know Michaela Conlin best as Angela Montenegro, a forensics-minded sometimes-bohemian party child and the titular character’s closest confidant.

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Believe It Or Not: Weekly World News Sitcom In The Works
Friday, November 12 by

Fox is developing a sitcom based off Weekly World News. No word yet when they plan to abruptly cancel it.

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Lady Gaga Befouls Cast of ‘The Muppets’
Thursday, November 11 by

In the latest Muppet movie, one name stands out like a brown stain on an otherwise clean pair of tighty whities: Lady Gaga.

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Tamara Taylor
Thursday, November 11 by

Until she scored a leading role on Fox’s lady-centric detective series “Bones,” Tamara Taylor’s acting career was, for the most part, a collection of guest shots and short appearances dating back to her television debut in 1991.

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Watch Kanye Sass Matt Lauer on the ‘Today Show’
Thursday, November 11 by

Breaking News: Kanye West has beef. The other day on the “Today Show,” the outspoken rapper taped an interview with Matt Lauer which, if you’re a reader of Kanye’s Twitter you’d know, didn’t go smoothly.You’d know this because he wrote, “Everything sounds like noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE NOISE!!!!!!! I don’t trust anyone!”

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Page 3 Old Spice Parody Featuring Topless Rosie Jones
Thursday, November 11 by

Someone DOES listen to my prayers at night. In this Page 3 Old Spice commercial parody, model Rosie Jones struts around half-naked as the woman you’d like your woman to be like.

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Links Away: Lil Jon Remixes ‘Sesame Street’
Wednesday, November 10 by

Rap’s most prolific shouter, Lil Jon, remixed the “Sesame Street” theme because why not? The lyrics always needed more “MOTHERF*CKERS!” in them.

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Women Of ‘Entourage’ Rock The Mic With Gary Busey
Wednesday, November 10 by

Spike TV got Gary Busey together with some hottish chicks to drop some science on the mic appliance in order to promote their syndication of “Entourage.” The concept behind the music video promo is creative. Actresses and porn stars who have appeared naked on the show complain about stripping off and having to put their mouths on the cast.

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Robert Downey Jr.’s Creepy Mr. Peanut Commercial
Tuesday, November 9 by

Yesterday we reported that Robert Downey Jr. would be voicing the monocled legume Mr. Peanut in a new commercial for Planters. Today we have that very commercial.

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Archie Panjabi
Tuesday, November 9 by

An Emmy Award winner and a native of London, England, Archie Panjabi has been onscreen for over fifteen years, with the majority of her career spent in television.

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Tuesday, November 9 by
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Did You Watch ‘Conan?’ Check Out The Opening Segment.
Tuesday, November 9 by

Conan O’Brien returned to the airwaves last night to prove that you can banish him to basic cable, but you can’t take away what makes him great. And it looks like with ‘Conan,’ he helped TBS finally earn their “Very Funny” slogan.

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Tim Allen Might ‘Man Up’ and Grunt On New Show
Monday, November 8 by

Get ready for some stereotypical alpha male behavior because Tim Allen might return to the boob tube.

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Amber Tamblyn Butts Heads With ‘House’
Monday, November 8 by

I got to see the next two episodes of “House” with guest star Amber Tamblyn as new hire Martha M. Masters. She’s a foil to House’s (Hugh Laurie) abrasive antics because she believes in pure honesty and ethics. Tamblyn revealed in a conference call the other day that there really is a Martha M. Masters.

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‘The Walking Dead’ Lives For Season 2
Monday, November 8 by

Thanks to a buttload (Nielson terminology) of people supporting zombie drama by tuning into “The Walking Dead,” AMC has picked up the show for a second season of 13 episodes. Yay, good television and the living dead can survive!

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‘The Walking Dead’ Recap: Guts S1E2
Monday, November 8 by

Episode 2, in which Rick Grimes makes some new friends, dismembers a corpse, and gets the F out of Dodge.

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Gretchen Mol
Friday, November 5 by

She’s intimately familiar with the persistent uncertainty that is big-screen stardom.

Real Gun Found on ‘Law & Order: Los Angeles’ Set
Thursday, November 4 by

Gun changed for awesomticity's sake.
A real honest to goodness can kill a brotha hand gun was found on the set of "Law & Order: Los Angeles." Hit Fix reports the NBC show was filming in Culver City on Wednesday when a cameraman spotted it on a rock. Los Angeles police spokeswoman Karen Rayner says "the semiautomatic handgun was in working order. It will be test-fired, with the results logged for possible crime matches."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I live right around the Culver City area in Los Angeles. That's where I lay my head at night. How am I supposed to feel safe now knowing that thing was found there? Skeet Ulrich has no right traipsing around my town. The gun on the rock, yeah whatever, but Skeet?! Now I have to start the moving process. I don't have time for this right now. The new Screen Junkies site launches next week! You like how I worked that in there? ;) ;) ;)