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Links Away: Girl is Addicted to Eating Couch Cushions. Wait, What?
Thursday, January 20 by

Yeah so there’s this girl who eats couch cushions. As in she rips them up, puts the pieces in her mouth, chews, and swallows.

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‘Community’ Invites In Malcolm Jamal Warner And Levar Burton
Thursday, January 20 by

The cast offers up some juicy spoilers on the D&D episode and Shirley’s ex-husband.

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Liam Neeson Loves Money, Part 348
Thursday, January 20 by

Never one to turn down a role, the star of every other movie has returned to the Star Wars universe.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: The New Jersey Auditions
Thursday, January 20 by

I hate “American Idol.” But, I made one innocent comment about the size of my editor’s wife’s ass, and now I’m stuck on recap duty.

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Suzanne Sena
Thursday, January 20 by

When Suzanne Sena appears on the first episode of “Onion News Network” tomorrow evening, she’ll be playing a delicately-crafted caricature of herself.

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NBC Executive Of Douchebaggery Fired For Having $200K Bathroom
Wednesday, January 19 by

We want to congratulate ex-NBC Chairman Jeff Gaspin for having gigantic balls, which apparently needed a very fancy washroom to be occasionally exposed in throughout the day.

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Olivia Munn Is Single, Loves Her Fans. You Do The Math.
Wednesday, January 19 by

She’s also anti-social, so if you’re a smooth talker, you’re golden.

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Ricky Gervais Will Visit ‘The Office’
Wednesday, January 19 by

Now he’s fixing to offend Judd Apatow’s friends one by one.

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Lego Conan
Wednesday, January 19 by

That’s a lot of time to spend on a talk show host.

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Sarah Shahi
Wednesday, January 19 by

After a brief career as a beauty queen, a stint as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and a handful of appearances on Maxim’s Hot 100 list, it’s a good bet that Sarah Shahi is perfectly aware of her gauge-busting hotness level.

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What Will Happen On ‘American Idol’ Tonight
Wednesday, January 19 by

If I’m going to be forced to watch, I might as well make some predictions. If any of them come true, I’ll look like a genius. If not, no one will give a damn. So here’s my timeline of what you’ll see during tonight’s broadcast.

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Ryan Reynolds Gets A Girlfriend
Wednesday, January 19 by

French It Girl Nora Arnezeder has signed on to play Ryan Reynolds’s girlfriend in ‘Safe House.’ Not only that but a certain Hollywood heavyweight may join as well.

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‘Heroes’ Creator Sells ‘Mute Autistic Super-Boy’ Series To Fox
Tuesday, January 18 by

In the end, it turns out the autistic boy’s life was the collective dream of everyone on the show ‘St. Elsewhere.’

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Judd Apatow Cries About Ricky Gervais To Twitter
Tuesday, January 18 by

The helmer of such hits as ’40 Year Old Virgin’ and ‘Knocked Up’ thought Gervais was too mean and snarky to the ‘poor wittle Howwywood Cewebwities.’

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Rob Lowe Goes Postal On The Set of ‘Parks & Rec’
Tuesday, January 18 by

Rob Lowe, a late addition to the cast of NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” has just been informed that the show has been off the air for months. This angers Rob Lowe. And you wouldn’t like Rob Lowe when he’s angry.

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Regis Is No Longer Presentable To The Camera
Tuesday, January 18 by

Regis Philbin just broke your grandmother’s heart. The 7,000-year old host of “Live! With Regis And Kelly” announced on this morning’s broadcast that he will retire toward the end of the summer.

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Howard Stern Slams Jay Leno, Makes Us Nostalgic For January 2010
Monday, January 17 by

Conan O’Brien has made some kind of angry peace with Jay Leno, but Howard Stern recently Jaywalked all up in the Tonight Show host’s freakish chin.

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Neurotic Monster Larry David Invades NYC On ‘Curb’
Monday, January 17 by

Larry David is like a neurotic King Kong, and he’s coming to DESTROY the Big Apple… through loud complaints and hard-to-watch life decisions!

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Review: Perfect Couples
Monday, January 17 by

An affable TV comedy. It’s nothing new and not outrageous enough to be memorable, although it could get there.

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‘True Blood’ Tease Builds Expectations; ‘Game Of Thrones’ Looks Like A Queen Video
Monday, January 17 by

If these promos don’t help HBO pull in the ratings, they have a pretty cool at the very least.

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Review: IFC’s ‘Onion News Network’
Monday, January 17 by

I wasn’t necessarily looking forward to another fake news show, but “The Onion News Network” is actually really funny. This is more of a satire about the social themes portrayed in news.

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Meaghan Rath
Monday, January 17 by

It’s a shame we don’t have a more established Canadian sitcom following here in the U.S. If we did, we probably would have a seen a lot more of Meaghan Rath before now.

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Duchovny Spills ‘Californication’ Spoilers
Monday, January 17 by

The fourth season of Californication has started on Showtime, with Hank Moody going to trial for sleeping with a minor in the show’s very first episode. Duchovny spoiled some upcoming episodes for the Television Critics Association when asked for his favorite scene.

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Review: Harry’s Law
Monday, January 17 by

Everything about this pilot was lazy. They actually play “Hit the Road Jack” when Harriet gets fired from the patent office. Really?

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Pastries Watch Out: Jason Biggs Is Coming To TV
Monday, January 17 by

On February 21, lock your pies up in the kitchen because Jason Biggs will be broadcast in your living room. CBS’s new sitcom “Mad Love” stars Biggs as a New York lawyer falling in love.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Snags Two Roles In CBS Pilot
Monday, January 17 by

Sarah Michelle Gellar will be heading back to your television… twice. Granted, both roles are on the same show.

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Pee-wee Herman Has A Drinking Problem
Monday, January 17 by

Bad things always happen when Pee-wee leaves the playhouse.

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Jesse Eisenberg To Become SNL’s Most Awkward Host Ever
Friday, January 14 by

He just keeps staring at Abby Elliot. Staring and staring and staring. And she knows he’s staring.

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Ken Jennings Got His Ass Beat By A Robot
Friday, January 14 by

The scientists have perfectly captured the frustration of Playstation Jeopardy!

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Here’s What You Can Expect From The New ‘At The Movies’
Friday, January 14 by

Roger Ebert’s “At The Movies” redux doesn’t launch until next Friday, but that’s no reason why you shouldn’t get a taste today.