Man, prison is so awesome.
Maybe he could do a book where all the characters go on a life-changing road-trip. He could probably crank that out quickly.
Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?
Turning to the gang for help is definitely not your first resort.
Ain’t no time for bird sex.
The moment we’ve sorta kinda been waiting for.
Ok, maybe you will, but you’re going to have to wait for one episode per week to be released.
If you’re looking for a lawyer, you can probably do better than this guy.
Downside: It leaves you with 27 minutes to kill.
I don’t think it’s gonna be a rom-com.
He admits he doesn’t know what he wants to do with it yet but…”something.”
Where’s my burrito?!
Heavy-handed metaphors were ripe for the picking in last night’s Christmas-themed episode of The Leftovers that was anything but Christmasy.
Good news for people who like to feel troubled and puzzled after watching TV.
He’s probably not even a real captain.
I hope they don’t kill off Homer.
Amazingly well, I might add.
Notice I said “man” and not, “picky seven-year old.”
He’s a man of great taste.
Did anyone make Dave Franco apologize for ‘Bad Neighbors’ before doing this?
Unless Rihanna and Chris Brown do a rendition of “Proud Mary” together, this will probably be pretty underwhelming.
Starring Val Kilmer and Slash. Hopefully.
It’s a mystery.
No word yet whether or not the creators of Greg the Bunny will turn this into a threeway sue-off.
And his own underwear line.
We’ll all laugh about this when these companies disappear in five years.
Whether it’s Piranhacondas, Gatoroids, or Mansquitos, the Syfy channel has become the foremost creator of poorly-rendered monstrosities. Conan will fit right in.
He could be anywhere at anytime.
Can he live up to the rich cinematic history of SpikeTV?
It belongs in a museum.