Kenny Powers Quotes

Sunday, April 17 by Mishka Bulldozer

You can't deny the audacious humor of these Kenny Powers quotes. Danny McBride's portrayal of the main character in "Eastbound & Down" is one of the funniest to date, which is epitomized by these Kenny Powers quotes. Even if you don't like the show, you have to love the rude, crude, and often politically-incorrect stopping power of these Kenny Powers quotes.

  1. "Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism." This is one of the best Kenny Powers quotes for its honesty of character and frightening portrayal of how some people still feel. The sad part is, you can turn on the news and find some people saying something very similar, but being completely serious about it. We're just glad that it is, for these purposes, one of the better Kenny Powers quotes out there.
  2. "A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kind of cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument." Again, this is one of the best Kenny Powers quotes for how utterly honest he can be about even the most taboo of topics. Only a character like Kenny Powers can proudly talk about soliciting prostitution and tell someone why it's not such a bad deal, all during a motivational tape, no less!
  3. "You know what? I can already tell that I don't like you! And I'm probably not going to like you no matter how many pull-ups or push-ups you do! If anybody wants to pick on anybody in class, aim for him, cause I ain't watching." One of the biggest features of the show is how fragile the ego of Kenny Powers is, even susceptible to the taunts of one of his students in gym class. This audacious Kenny Powers quotes showcases the character's attitude towards people around him perfectly, and is one of the funniest in the show.
  4. "Funny thing, when you're on top of the world, every mother-f*cker wants to get a piece of your a**. But then, you take a little time off from being unstoppable…just to…regroup and relax, no one will give you the time of f*cking day." While no doubt profane, this is one of the deeper Kenny Powers quotes. It describes his lot in life perfectly while capitalizing on the bitterness he feels towards, well, everyone. If you ever need a Kenny Powers quote that was funny and told you everything you need to know about the character this is it.
  5. "There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image is your big t*ts" This is one of the funniest Kenny Powers quotes because it describes Kenny at his most romantic. Even when trying to win the heart of his high school sweetheart, he can't help but be absolutely profane, which is what makes him such an endearing character.
Do you like this story?