Big Bang Theory Quotes

Friday, August 12 by Lee Grayson

"Big Bang Theory" quotes demonstrate the absolutely nutty quality of the television show. The TV show features two apartments, directly across from each other, filled with screwballs. The first apartment has a blond who works as a waitress and has little except high school education. The other is filled with rocket scientists, literal rocket scientists. Howard and Sheldon have strange rules as roommates and the dialog reflects their odd relationship. Although the scientists' friends Raj and Howard don't live in the apartment, they're always the action around for some zany "Big Bang Theory" quotes. 

"Ever notice when he thinks real hard, it smells like bacon?" Howard commenting on Sheldon's metal skills. The science boys never tire of insulting each other's intelligence, especially when it comes to high brow topics. 

"What would you be if you were attached to another plane, wrapped helically around an axis?" Leonard to Sheldon. The answer to this riddle is "screwed." This example of science humor is why "Big Bang Theory" quotes appeals to both the science minded, as well as the food server set. It's a comedy tightrope, but the writers are up for the task. 

"One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad." Sheldon to Penny. Sheldon is an ass, a self-absorbed ass who feels his mental skills are unparalleled. Everyone he knows, including his mother, is less intelligent. He also thinks it's OK to let others know how dumb he things they are. 

"You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic." Sheldon to Raj. Sheldon teases Rajesh, known as Raj, due to his shyness around women. During the first season, Raj was with few "Big Bang Theory" quotes since he failed to speak when women were present. He whispered to others or quietly dropped his eyes, so he couldn't even look at women. 

"I don't like rabbits. They always look like they have something to say, but they never do." Raj. Raj has plenty to say to his friends about all topics. Rabbits provide an odd insight into Raj's character. 

"I don't want to go back to India! It's hot, and it's loud, and there are so many people!" Raj. Raj has many of the Indian stereotypes and the show has an audience in India. Raj drops in a few zingers each show about American culture compared to Indian life and society. 

"Holy crap! Are we nerdy!" Rajesh. Raj is referring to the "Lord of the Ring" paraphernalia that the science boys seek out, in addition to their comic books and anything even closely related to "Star Trek," television and film series. The entire list of "Big Bang Theory" quotes could be composed simply of odd and zany quotes about "Star Trek." These guys are nerds

"With your American accent, everything you say sounds stupid!" Raj. Comments like this appear at least once a show. It's the reason the show is also popular in India. Raj says this in the most serious manner. 

"Sing 'Soft Kitty' to me." Penny to Sheldon. The song "Soft Kitty" is a mythical child tune that reappears on the season and in many "Big Bang Theory" quotes. Penny's parents calmed her with the song as a child and now Sheldon needs the song after Penny introduced it to him when he was sick and she tended to him during the illness. 

"Deep inside your heart you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night." Penny to Sheldon. Penny and Sheldon dated and then they broke up. This broken relationship adds to the layers of the show. The nerds used to do laundry on Saturday night or play video games. Penny is cutting Sheldon because she's hurt their relationship went south. 

-Lee Grayson

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