Barney Stinson Quotes

Sunday, May 1 by Katie

Barney Stinson quotes are one of the best thing about "How I Met Your Mother." Neil Patrick Harris does an amazing job with this character and the comedy involved with playing him. Here are the best Barney Stinson quotes:

  1. “Every Halloween I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.” Barney says this when talking about getting ready for a Halloween party. Barney never does anything halfway.
  2. “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!” This is his funny way of explaining things to Marshall. He is hilarious. 
  3. “There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.” This is him explaining to Ted to stay away from old girlfriends. Barney is always with a new girl.
  4. “That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.” This is Barney explaining how he lost his virginity. He always goes into the funniest details.
  5. “The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.” Barney is explaining to Ted how he feels about waiting on a girl. He can always find a different girl rather than wait.
  6. “Step one, you start running. There is no step two.” Here he explains ho easy a marathon is to run. Barney thinks everything is easy.
  7. "We're exes. We're probably due for a back slide or we could just do it the normal way." This quote is about Robin, whom he dated for awhile. He still cares about her a lot. 
  8. "I can't give this suit back, I glow in the dark. Ted, I finally glow in the dark!" Barney loves to suit up everywhere he goes. This quote is perfect for him.
  9. "I lov the office Halloween party. It is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave." Barney talking about his love for a good party. He is always looking to find a girl at a party. 
  10. "Dude working together is going to be legen—wait for it… I'll send you an inter office memo with the rest because we friggin' work together!" Barney is very excited to be working with his buddy Ted.
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