Liz: "What made you think I was gay?" Jack: "Your shoes." Liz: "Well, I'm straight." Jack: "Those shoes are definitely bi-curious." This “30 Rock” quote demonstrates the hilarious way Jack berates Liz on the show.
Dr. Spaceman: "Jenna, are you pregnant? How? Did you go swimming in a public pool?" Speaking of “30 Rock” quotes, we cannot miss Dr. Spaceman, the TV show's corporate doctor. He is always ready to do anything—legal or otherwise—to get the crew back to work again. In this quote, he makes the assumption that swimming will make Jenna pregnant.
Jack: "Lemon, where do you invest your money?" Liz: "I have about 12 grand in checking." (Pause) Jack: "Are you an immigrant?" This quote sees Jack interrogating Liz on her financial status. When she replies that she has 12,000 in her account, he is incredulous and asks if she is an immigrant. Jack is a GE corporate boss with money and thinks that Americans should have money.
Jenna: "That guy was going to buy you a drink." Liz: "Really? I already have a drink. You think he'll buy me some mozzarella sticks?" In this “30 Rock” quote we see how out of touch Liz is with dating. When a guy tries to buy Liz a drink, she says that she already has one and ends the conversation.
Liz: "I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched TV during sex." This “30 Rock” quote summarizes Liz Lemon’s personal life. She is always getting into the wrong relationships and selling herself short. In this quote she tells people how boring her previous relationship was.