’30 Rock’ Quotes to Help You Get Through the Day

Friday, September 9 by Rose Kerr

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	“30 Rock” quotes from the comedy are <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/hilarious/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>hilarious</a> and entertaining. The comedy series is about Liz Lemon, head writer of the sketch comedy show "TGS with Tracy Jordan." She must constantly deal with her arrogant boss and the crazy stars of the show. Here are some “30 Rock” quotes.</p>
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	<strong>Jack: "I’m impressed. You’re beginning to think like a businessman." Liz: "Businesswoman." Jack: "I don’t think that’s a word."</strong> This is a classic exchange between Jack and Liz that demonstrates the constant berating Liz gets. Jack does not think women can do well in the corporate world.</p>
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	<strong>Kenneth: "Oh I don't vote <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/republican/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Republican</a> or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name."Jack: "That's Republican. We count those."</strong> In this classic “30 Rock” quote, Kenneth, the intern, claims that he only puts God’s name on the ballot while voting. Jack claims that God is a Republican, so his vote counts towards the Republicans.</p>
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	<strong>"You are my heroine. And by heroine, I mean 'lady hero.' I don't mean I want to inject you and listen to jazz." </strong>This is a “30 Rock” quote by Liz Lemon demonstrates her wit. She clarifies the difference between heroine and <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/heroin/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>heroin</a>.</p>
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	<strong>Tracy Jordan: "I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?" Jack: "I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?" </strong>In this “30 Rock” quote, we see the crazy star of the show offering to make a Phil Collins tape for his boss. Jack answers that he has two ears and a heart so he "must" like the tape. He also tries to appease Tracy to get along with the star.</p>
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	<strong>Liz: "OK, you bought a pager from Dennis, very funny. Can you take it off now please?" Jack: "Oh no, I can't. I'm expecting a call from 1983." </strong>Jack bought a pager from Liz’s boyfriend and Liz is telling him to stop using it. In his usual wit and sarcastic charm, Jack replies that he is waiting for a call from 1983. His reply is a jab that nobody uses pagers anymore.</p>
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Liz: "What made you think I was gay?" Jack: "Your shoes." Liz: "Well, I'm straight." Jack: "Those shoes are definitely bi-curious." This “30 Rock” quote demonstrates the hilarious way Jack berates Liz on the show.

Dr. Spaceman: "Jenna, are you pregnant? How? Did you go swimming in a public pool?" Speaking of “30 Rock” quotes, we cannot miss Dr. Spaceman, the TV show's corporate doctor. He is always ready to do anything—legal or otherwise—to get the crew back to work again. In this quote, he makes the assumption that swimming will make Jenna pregnant.

Jack: "Lemon, where do you invest your money?" Liz: "I have about 12 grand in checking." (Pause) Jack: "Are you an immigrant?"  This quote sees Jack interrogating Liz on her financial status.  When she replies that she has 12,000 in her account, he is incredulous and asks if she is an immigrant.  Jack is a GE corporate boss with money and thinks that Americans should have money.

Jenna: "That guy was going to buy you a drink." Liz: "Really? I already have a drink. You think he'll buy me some mozzarella sticks?" In this “30 Rock” quote we see how out of touch Liz is with dating. When a guy tries to buy Liz a drink, she says that she already has one and ends the conversation.  

Liz: "I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched TV during sex." This “30 Rock” quote summarizes Liz Lemon’s personal life. She is always getting into the wrong relationships and selling herself short. In this quote she tells people how boring her previous relationship was.

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