Snooki Quotes

Monday, August 1 by Nicole Dales

With "Jersey Shore" overtaking popular culture, having a few Snooki Quotes up your sleeve can only help you out. She is not the most intelligent human being to walk this earth, but her random quips give us great lines to pull out at a moment’s notice.

  1. "Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to deal with women, and I feel that's why the lesbian rate is going up in this country" When you are dealing with a heart-broken, man hating woman, this Snooki quote can be just the gem to cheer her up.
  2. "Your mood is good, your nails are good" Someone need a confidence boost? Snooki gives a great one. Are you dealing with a man? This Snooki quote could be so random that it makes him laugh and forget about his fear.  
  3. "Old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time… that's why people always get divorced" Snooki dives right into a largely discussed social issue and sums it up and one short sentence. How reliable her assessment of the issue is? That’s another story. If you friend is heading for splitsville and has a sense of humor, however, this Snooke quote could help them cope a little bit.   
  4. "If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop" True statement, Snooki. Pull this Snooki quote out when you are trying to get your way in some sort of argument.
  5. "It's not a good idea to come in here with a boyfriend" In some sort of awkward situation like an office party? Crack the ice with this off the wall Snooki quote.
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