Want to read The Situation quotes that will make you either laugh or cringe? These quotes from Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino perfectly display how he strategically plans out witty quotes that will gain him airtime on the show "Jersey Shore." He never shies away from controversy and often stirs the pot of trouble. These quotes by The Situation showcase how he never has a problem bad mouthing a “Jersey Shore” cast member or getting into other people's business.

'When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest b*tch you'll ever met, is callin' another dude. Sammi, you got caught you sneaky b*tch!" This quote from The Situation is hilarious because he is using Sammi Sweetheart's nickname as an insult. During "Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi is Texting," The Situation takes it upon himself to out Sammi's sneakiness to her boyfriend Ronnie. The Situation is always stirring the drama pot and this quote is a perfect example of how he butts into other people's business. Chances are, he did not care Sammi was talking to another guy behind Ronnie’s back, but was using the situation as an excuse to create more drama for the show. 

"This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation." The Situation quote that explains how he got his nickname happened during season one, episode one of "Jersey Shore." This Mike Sorrentino quote explains he is nicknamed The Situation because of how ripped his abs are, but he never says who gave him the nickname. He always tries to interject his nickname into normal conversation and if anything goes array, he likes to describe it as a situation. It caught on with the cast and they also use the word "situation" a lot.

"It just so happens that Deena defies the laws of intelligence. I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist." During the "Jersey Shore" episode "A House Divided," The Situation said this quote about new housemate Deena. This Situation quote is from a confessional, which is a cutaway of him explaining what happened during the scene. During The Situation's confessionals, he is always saying mean comments about his housemates. Although the quotes are hurtful, they are always amusing.

"If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good... if you don't tan, you're pale and if you don't do laundry, you ain't got no clothes!" One of the "Jersey Shore" catch phrases that caught on with the masses is GTL, and this quote from The Situation is him explaining the importance of GTL. It stands for gym, tan, laundry, which are activities the "Jersey Shore" cast partakes in daily. The logic behind the importance of their daily activities seems logical, but The Situation explains it in an amusing manner to where you cannot take it seriously. The Situation quote explaining why they go to the gym, go tanning and do laundry is said during season two, episode nine of "Jersey Shore."

"I was lookin’ for that threesome... it turned into just the D-some." During the episode "Where's the Beach," The Situation found himself in a sexual situation with Snooki and Deena. The two girls were willing to get it on with The Situation, but Snooki leaves him alone with Deena. This quote was said during a confessional in which The Situation explained in a witty manner what happened. He went on to say, "It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper." He did not want salt and pepper Deena, and soon left her alone in the room.