Family Guy Star Wars Episode Quotes

Thursday, August 4 by RTodd

"Th Family Guy Star Wars" episodes are full of hilarious quotes that you can use to make your friends laugh. A well-timed quote can lighten even the dampest of spirits, and these episodes are full of great material. Remember to time your quotes well and use them in appropriate settings to get the most out of them, and try not to overuse them.

  1. Peter Griffin, who plays Han Solo in the "Star Wars" episodes, has several great quotes to remember. For instance, when he introduces himself in the first "Blue Harvest Star Wars" episode, Peter says, “I’m Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon and the only actor whose career isn’t destroyed by this movie.” Another good one to remember is when Peter says, “Look!  A lightsaber cheese-knife.” Watch the episodes and look out for great quotes like these, and try to remember them so you can make your friends and family guffaw with laughter as they recall the scene.
  2. Quagmire, who plays C3PO, also has several quotes in the "Family Guy Star Wars" episodes. At one point in the episode, Quagmire says, “My God, you shoot small animals for fun? That’s the first indicator of a serial killer you freak!” He also exudes his hilarity when he says, “Thanks for the sex early 90’s printer.” These "Family Guys Star Wars" quotes will have your friends roaring with laughter and you patting yourself on the back.
  3. Herbert, as Obi-Wan Kenobi, is full of side-splitting laughter quotes in the "Family Guy Star Wars" episodes. One of his better quotes is when he says, “Did you say strap-in or strap-on?” After Cleveland asks who Herbert is in the episode, Herbert responds, “One lucky son of a bitch.” These quotes will still be funny if recited in a normal speaking voice, but if you can manage to mimic Herbert’s voice you will have your friends rolling around on the ground with tears of laughter streaming down their cheeks.
  4. Cleveland, who plays R2D2, is another character who has several very funny "Family Guy Star Wars" quotes. During the episode, Cleveland says, “My sister Regina-D2 lives here.  She’s a lez-bot.” After being shot, he also says, “What am I, R2-Pac?” If you can copy Cleveland’s voice, these quotes will sound much funnier and really make your friends laugh.
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