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DANCING WITH THE STARS

POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | TUESDAY OCTOBER 27 AT 3:45 PDT 

Network: ABC

Host: Tom Bergeron

Synopsis: Celebrities partner up with professional dancers and compete against each other in weekly elimination rounds to determine a winner.

\'Dancing With The Stars\' Contestant Kathy Ireland

'Dancing With The Stars' Contestant Kathy Ireland

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A blast from the past! A middle school fascination. A reason to "borrow" periodicals from the local Walgreens. Kathy Ireland used to be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition it girl, and now she dances the mambo on television for charity dollars. Let's hope that money goes to the kids whose fingers bleed as they sew together the items in the Kathy Ireland Worldwide Catalogue.A word from Kathy: "At the moment of conception, life starts."I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole...Here are some Pro-Licious pics after the jump! More...
\'Dancing With The Stars\' Contestant Joanna Krupa

'Dancing With The Stars' Contestant Joanna Krupa

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Who gives a twirling sh*t if Joanna Krupa can dance? I certainly don't. Hey ABC, get a pole up on that stage and watch your ratings skyrocket. Joanna is one of the sexiest woman alive, which is clearly evident by the aurora borealis of "daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" above. No tap shoes required.  A word from Joanna: "I get so sick of wearing lingerie for shoots that I don’t even go to Victoria’s Secret" Lingerie is overrated anyway. Nothing always works. Or bath bubbles. Personally, I prefer the Robocop brand of liquid suds.  You have ten seconds to comply with the pics after the jump. More...