This News Team Can’t Wake Up Harry Belafonte!!!

Tuesday, October 18 by
They should have drawn a dick on his face. (I would be the worst journalist.) 

Harry Belafonte has hit the road on a publicity tour for his upcoming memoir, My Song, but he’s apparently as bored talking about his career as we would be listening to him talk about it. During a satellite interview with KBAK of Bakersfield, Mr. Belafonte “seems to” have fallen asleep before the segment began, and was unable to be rousted when the questions started coming.