Just click the link to the article, then hit play. We spoil you.
No surprises here. Not even positive ones.
Hello, gang. We’ve missed you.
Spoiler alert: He’s going to live a double life!!!
I don’t say that lightly.
…because you’d just ended up shooting yourself in the thigh.
Will he recover from this scathing indictment?
Lots of freaks. And lots of love!
Check yo’ shame at the door.
This man could be your life.
Macy Gray? A trainwreck? Nahhhhhh.
Boom. Three show titles in one headline. I earned my salary today.
The greatest video you’ll ever see while watching this video.
I dare you to write a logline for this.
Say it to his face, I dare you.
Does he have a nasally, gangly older brother, though?
You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.
We reverse engineered last week’s show. The results are horrifying.
Of course, it’s Adult Swim, so you know there’s no chance that they’re not going to take the opportunity to screw with their audience. And honestly, we wouldn’t have it…
There’s a new most dangerous cartoon in town. Move over, Archer.
It’s not even a hot Kardashian’s boob job. It’s the mom’s. Gross.
Life imitating art. Wait. I inverted that. Art imitating life. That’s way less impressive, though.
Once again, ‘The Simpsons’ did it first.
Now you have something to discuss over dinner with your family tonight.
I demand a ditty entitled “Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!”
He calls his guest “dreadful!” How delightfully Victorian!
This story of this article is that Perd Hapley is a badass.
Reminiscent of the smooth sounds of a cat being strangled.