Sons of Anarchy' creator Kurt Sutter once referred to a Screen Junkies writer as "a c*nt blogger." This wildly accurate description of our writing staff left a special place in my heart for all things 'Sons of Anarchy' related. As such, I'm more than happy to bring you two new clips of the show's forth season, which begins one week from today.

And as a special treat to our female readers, the clips feature both Ron Perlman and Danny Trejo. That's right; "Hellboy" and"Machete" together on the same show. I hope you ladies can control yourselves.