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THE BIGGEST LOSER

POSTED BY Col. Hans Longshanks | TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 29 AT 9:54 PDT 

Network: NBC

Host: Jillian Michaels

Synopsis: Fat people are taunted into becoming thin by doing what they're supposed to: eating right and exercising.

\'The Biggest Loser\' Host Jillian Michaels

'The Biggest Loser' Host Jillian Michaels

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I could have chosen a sexier picture of Jillian Michaels, the host of NBC's The Biggest Loser, but I went with a humorous selection instead.  The image above exemplifies how much of a bad ass Jillian is.  If you don't lose weight, she'll literally climb on you and push you down into the ground until you reach the seventh circle of hell.  It's a painful process, but nothing good comes easy.  How else are you supposed to develop abnormal stomach muscles without the threat of damnation?A word from Jillian: "When I want to workout but am in that lazy mood, I just have sex."Insert slack-jawed picture of me here.  Jillian is one of those women that you'd like to bang because there's a good chance she'd kill you in the process.  It's the fear that's exciting.  Make sure to have a contractor lined up though because you're definitely going to knock some holes in the walls.Stare slack-jawed at more pics of Jillian after the jump! More...