Wanna see Superman bleed?
Do you not feel sufficiently teased?
He looks like a guard for the Spurs.
They look like fakes to me.
I’m trying to picture him water-skiing on dolphins.
Even Superman forgets his umbrella.
He’s like a less-blue Captain Planet.
A first look at Batman and The Batman Car.
Unfortunately, it’s not a film about a bunch of old judges who solve crimes.
I hope he handles Aquaman with the respect and care the character requires.
Let’s hope they snap his neck.
Showing signs of worry?
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the ass-trouncing this film deserves!!
Nobody likes these apples.
‘Batman vs Superman’ is trying to cast the Caped Crusader.
Will they fight? Will they hug?
Earth gets to’ up!
Perfect for movie fans who hate rounded edges.
Walmart invades Smallville.
It’s cool the way the mouths almost sync up.
This is the one we’ve been waiting for.
So don’t go expecting cinema verite.
Your favorite hero as you’ve never seen him before. With a fake beard.
And demolishes everything in sight.
Or mayhap he won’t.
And it condones hitchhiking.
The Hall of MILFs inducts another member.
The ‘Man Of Steel’ is here. And he looks really mad.
Jimmy Olsen is gonna get TOLD.