Walmart invades Smallville.

It’s cool the way the mouths almost sync up.

This is the one we’ve been waiting for.

So don’t go expecting cinema verite.

Your favorite hero as you’ve never seen him before. With a fake beard.

And demolishes everything in sight.

Or mayhap he won’t.

And it condones hitchhiking.

The Hall of MILFs inducts another member.

The ‘Man Of Steel’ is here. And he looks really mad.

Jimmy Olsen is gonna get TOLD.

This one goes out to our readers that are also fans of dilapidated depression-era agrarian architecture. SHOUT OUT!

The sequel formerly known as ‘Xerxes’.

He’s so fresh off of ‘SVU’ that he’ll probably be peppering his dialogue with “perps” and “buses” when he really just means “criminals” and “ambulances.”

This would have been a very interesting episode of “16 and Pregnant.”

Superman’s mom liked to drink, so it was anyone’s guess who the real father was.

Kneel before Antje Traue?

Your ‘Man of Steel’ rumor of the weekend.

All hail General Zod.

Nobody wants to drink the Zack Snyder Kool-Aid anymore.

Crisis on Infinite ‘Superman’ Movies

He still gets to do ‘Superman’, for some reason.

Is Amy Adams too adorable to play Lois Lane?

He breaks down those crazy action sequences.

While the asylum in Sucker Punch clearly has too much T&A to be creepy, the following nine locations don’t suffer from the same problem.

It’s not asking us to make sense of some random minimalist montage. It’s putting on a multi-million dollar show with no restrictions.

I think he’d make a good Toyman.

Director: Zack SnyderCast: Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Jenna Malone, Carla Gugino, Jamie Chung, Jon Hamm, Scott GlennSynopsis: A young girl is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the facility.Release Date: March 25th, 2011  

If you build a ‘Superman’ reboot, Kevin Costner will come. Specifically, he’ll come on board as Clark Kent’s dad for Zack Snyder’s ‘Superman: Man of Steel’.

‘Superman’ reboot director Snyder will take a thankfully bizarro approach to Bryan Singer’s action-less version.